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    and we ain't skeered to use 'em... frankly, if Texas ain't gonna pull that shit, Vermont needs to shut it. Texas has oil. Vermont has syrup... who's going to be doing most of the trading? In addition to that, we all know the u.s. would kill all of us for the fucking oil. They'd invade Texas faster than you could blink and blame us for 9/11 in the process.
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    Back in the 80's the panhandle of Nebraska (where I lived) wanted to break away and become part of Wyoming. Who the hell wants to be part of Wyoming??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    Is that thing about Texas being able to break into five seperate states real?
    snopes.com: Texas Dividing into Five States
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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    I think Texas would have a great shot at being able to make it on their own. I mean they still got guns.
    And Texas would have to use those guns to keep from being absorbed by Mexico and the drug cartels, because the U.S. border would vanish overnight.

    And the NFL would lose both the Cowboys and the Texans. Hey, on second thought...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    And Texas would have to use those guns to keep from being absorbed by Mexico and the drug cartels, because the U.S. border would vanish overnight.

    And the NFL would lose both the Cowboys and the Texans. Hey, on second thought...
    Hey! Have you ever been stopped for speeding down there by a Texas ranger? Those guys scare the shit out of me and I was only speeding!

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    Hey! Have you ever been stopped for speeding down there by a Texas ranger? Those guys scare the shit out of me and I was only speeding!
    Governor Rick Perry scares me more than any Texas ranger ever could.

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    Rick Perry is just a helmet haired douchebag. Fuck him.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Rick Perry is just a helmet haired douchebag. Fuck him.
    Please,JKM! That is exactly what he wants. Hold out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    Hey! Have you ever been stopped for speeding down there by a Texas ranger? Those guys scare the shit out of me and I was only speeding!
    What! Every one I have seen is at least semi-good looking & wearing a white hat. If you seize the opportinity & flirt, they take you to lunch.
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    Just try to avoid the breathalyzer!
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