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    Someone with Palin's stupid hair is not worried about color schemes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I disagree. Palin knows that someone wearing orange in a wedding photo would totally screw up the color scheme.

    I blame this on Limbaugh, who had to move his profitable Oxycontin operations out of Florida. Knocking out a kingpin in the local area will create a power vacuum that only someone of his girth could fill.
    The color scheme is the last thing Palin would have to worry about for a shotgun wedding. First, she has to find a baby for Bristol to pass off, then she has to make sure Levi has enough weed to go through with the wedding, and then she has to skin a moose for the reception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    pfff.. never! at least the kennedys did it all with class and style. or at least better clothes and cars.
    yes. even when panhandling for change outside Grand Central Terminal for money to buy drugs, the Kennedys always wore all natural fibers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    The color scheme is the last thing Palin would have to worry about for a shotgun wedding. First, she has to find a baby for Bristol to pass off, then she has to make sure Levi has enough weed to go through with the wedding, and then she has to skin a moose for the reception.


    The extended Palin family are really a bunch of potential Jerry Springer guests, aren't they?
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    How un-American of this lady!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aella View Post


    The extended Palin family are really a bunch of potential Jerry Springer guests, aren't they?
    Pretty much.

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    I wonder what is up with the whole wedding thing? I assume that if McCain-Palin had been elected (a shiver just went up my spine) the kids would have gotten married before the Inauguration. Are they just waiting till after the blessed event? Or do you think maybe Gov Palin isn't so thrilled with the in-laws?

    Well, Levi and Bristol are just kids having a kid, so I hope everything works out well for them, and I hope they are not forced to get married if they don't want to be.

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    Best thread comments ever...congratulations to everyone for making me laugh my ass off. Each comment was funnier than the next. Bless you all.
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    Wonder how they'll spin this one. It's somehow Obama's fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Penny Lane View Post
    Wonder how they'll spin this one. It's somehow Obama's fault.
    How about: the sight of Joe Biden's hair plugs drove Levi's mom to a life of hard drugs. It even rhymes.

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    Don't you know? Sasha Obama gave the woman the drugs. The kid's gotta make a living somehow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBDSP View Post
    I wonder what is up with the whole wedding thing? I assume that if McCain-Palin had been elected (a shiver just went up my spine) the kids would have gotten married before the Inauguration. Are they just waiting till after the blessed event? Or do you think maybe Gov Palin isn't so thrilled with the in-laws?

    Well, Levi and Bristol are just kids having a kid, so I hope everything works out well for them, and I hope they are not forced to get married if they don't want to be.
    The holdup is that Bristol isn't able to find a wedding gown at her mother's favorite thrift store that accommodates a pregnancy belly. Given that Wasilla has the appearance of being the Meth Capital of the Great White North, there are likely a number of gowns that have secret drug stash compartments in the hem or the train. Nothing to accommodate a large belly though.

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    Didn't Levi drop out of high school and move away for an oil job within the last couple of months? Since this investigation into his mother's activities has been going on for some time, one has to wonder if he was told to get out of his mother's house by "someone" in the know before this went down.

    Updated: Apparently, it was Oxycontin, the neo-con drug of choice. This saddens me a little. The hillbilly meth lab story was so much more fun to imagine.

    Johnston's arrest was oxycontin-related: Alaska News | adn.com
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    This is so fucking funny. Can't wait for the press to get tons of mileage out of this.

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    Here's more:

    WASILLA, Alaska — Wasilla resident Sherry L. Johnston, mother of Bristol Palin's boyfriend, faces a Jan. 6 court date for an oxycontin-related arrest at her home by Alaska State Troopers.

    Little additional information was available Friday on the case as authorities remained unusually tight-lipped about details. But Palmer court records listed Johnston's scheduled court date and a troopers spokeswoman said in a release late Friday afternoon that the charges "are in relation to the drug oxycontin."

    Johnston is the mother of Levi Johnston, who Gov. Sarah Palin said was the father of Bristol Palin's unborn child. Levi Johnston joined the Palins at the Republican National Convention when Palin was running for vice president. It was during the convention that the governor and her husband, Todd, announced Bristol's pregnancy.

    She was arrested around noon Thursday by troopers serving a search warrant in an undercover drug investigation. A standard press release issued by troopers said Johnston was arrested on six felony counts: second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance - generally manufacturing or delivering drugs - as well as fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, or possession.

    She was released on bail Thursday afternoon, just a few hours later.

    Johnston has not responded to phone messages or requests for comment left at the family home. Nobody answered the door there Friday.

    Troopers spokeswoman Megan Peters wouldn't say Friday if there were other potential defendants.

    Normally, troopers file charging documents in court to back up arrests. Clerks at the Palmer courthouse said they hadn't seen any filings, and none has to be filed until the hearing.

    The Palmer District Attorney's office prosecutes drug cases. Palmer District Attorney Roman Kalytiak said he was aware of the arrest, but also had not seen any reports or charging documents.

    Kalytiak said the standard protocol for drug arrests is that law enforcement officials observe one drug buy, then get a warrant that permits them to record conversations and document more buys.

    "I'd imagine standard protocol was followed," the district attorney said.

    A spokesman for Gov. Palin on Thursday said the arrest was "not a state government matter" and so no comment or interviews on the topic would be forthcominghttp://www.mcclatchydc.com/254/story/58245.html

    My era of drug enthusiasm is but a distant memory so correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Oxywhatever hillbilly heroin?
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