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    Why fried chicken?? What are you trying to say??!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Obama needs to arrive at his next speech/press conference with shit written on his left palm just to throw people off. When magnified, it would read "butter, baloney, vodka, toilet paper, fried chicken". Then on the other palm, write in really large print "GOTCHA!"

    Obama should write a Muslim prayer on his palm, and then under it write 'caught you looking.'

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    Gotta have fried chicken in there. Everything needs to have either a racist or a socialist angle. I'm still working on the socialist thing.....

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    ^^ Free fried chicken.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Gotta have fried chicken in there. Everything needs to have either a racist or a socialist angle. I'm still working on the socialist thing.....
    The socialist angle would be 'spreading Joe the plumber's imaginary wealth'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    The socialist angle would be 'spreading Joe the plumber's imaginary wealth'.
    Joe might be her running mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Can't you just the logo for tea baggers - LMFAO!! I see Sarah's big open mouth with Rush's balls diping in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Obama needs to arrive at his next speech/press conference with shit written on his left palm just to throw people off. When magnified, it would read "butter, baloney, vodka, toilet paper, fried chicken". Then on the other palm, write in really large print "GOTCHA!"

    YOu guys are killing me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by visitor42 View Post
    Joe might be her running mate.
    I'm rooting for Michelle Bachmann to be Palin's running mate. Now that would be a ticket of crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    I'm rooting for Michelle Bachmann to be Palin's running mate. Now that would be a ticket of crazy.
    My ears are already bleeding in protest. The screech level of those 2 nimrods, is too frightening to contemplate.
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    Can you imagine those two? And the husbands? Todd, with his pseudo-macho posing and the other husband who is gay as the day is long?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    My ears are already bleeding in protest. The screech level of those 2 nimrods, is too frightening to contemplate.
    But the debates would be good for comic relief. Obama and Biden would be talking policy, and Palin and Bachmann would be screeching, winking and looking at their palms for notes.


    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Can you imagine those two? And the husbands? Todd, with his pseudo-macho posing and the other husband who is gay as the day is long?
    Hey, you never know. Maybe Todd's pseudo macho posing is a smokescreen and he and Bachmann's husband would hit the sheets in a nice sex scandal. Palin and Bachmann's fundie heads would explode.

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    NO, they'd say it was all satire and/or a gotcha move by the liberal media. Even when the coupling shows up on youtube.
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    Right after they speed dial Palin's personal witchdoctor to chase away the gay and the video/pictures.

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    And Levi sells the whole story to Vanity Fair.
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    And Levi uses the money to flee the country after he gets Bristol pregnant again.

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