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    Shoot, there'll probably be an orgy in the White House, when we least expect it.

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    Aren't there cameras though in just about every room in the White House? Obama may not want to have his naked butt immortalized in the presidential archives.

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    The last president believed to have frequent intercourse in the White House was Calvin Coolidge whose relationship with his wife, Grace, became intensely passionate following the death of their younger son from an infected blister.

    I think that is one of the most bizarre sentences I have ever read.

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    I would hope that they have sweaty, freaky ass sex in the White House! Stop pass the kitchen and get the caramel sauce! They can turn this into a game of clue. President Obama took Mrs. Obama in the Lincoln Bedroom while wearing a top hat and gloves!
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    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I'm sorry, i can see them being all "LETS FUCK ON THE DESK IN THE OVAL OFFICE!!" and getting freaky-deaky

    Michelle strikes me as the type
    HELL yes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ymeman View Post
    The last president believed to have frequent intercourse in the White House was Calvin Coolidge whose relationship with his wife, Grace, became intensely passionate following the death of their younger son from an infected blister.

    I think that is one of the most bizarre sentences I have ever read.
    More recent than Coolidge was JFK - although he often didn't have teh sex with just his wife.

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    I dunno. I bet that everyone and their brother has done the nasty up in there if they got half a chance to, just so they can say they did. So there are germs running around everywhere, sperm are probably swimming up and down the halls. I'd want a sterile field set up before I got busy in there.

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    The part of Jimmy Carter and his wife disturbed me a little, to be honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    The part of Jimmy Carter and his wife disturbed me a little, to be honest.
    Don't believe a word of that about the Carters. I've been around the Carters and they seem like they are always holding hands or pawing at each other. I think they probably screw like crazy...

    Let's be honest here, how many if your sig-o was the prez, wouldn't screw like crazy all over the WH in as many historical rooms as possible? We'd be getting frisky freaky all over that joint..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    This really sounds like it came straight outta The Onion.

    I lol'ed the hardest at this:
    That's what I thought. It's got to be a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheetopia View Post
    Don't believe a word of that about the Carters. I've been around the Carters and they seem like they are always holding hands or pawing at each other. I think they probably screw like crazy...

    fkebfgwehjgjtrhe LOL. O.o

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    First off, I can't belive anyone thought this was real. Even the title is silly. I loved it. I also think Michelle will be wanting her man all over that house. I sure would...........with her husband, not mine, mine's all old and wrinkly now.
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nana55 View Post
    First off, I can't belive anyone thought this was real. Even the title is silly. I loved it. I also think Michelle will be wanting her man all over that house. I sure would...........with her husband, not mine, mine's all old and wrinkly now.
    Pepsi came out of my nose at that last sentence!

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    Sorry.
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    OH OK IT'S A JOKE. I was thinking 'Why the hell can't he have sex with his wife?!'

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