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    I just had 4 friends (both dems and repubs alike) that called and said either they or the spouses just got pink slips because they work for companies that have had marginal profits and will not forseeable be able to pay the higher taxes that will be imposed upon them.
    Unless these people worked for Cupcake, I'm guessing this didn't really happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OCK View Post
    Unless these people worked for Cupcake, I'm guessing this didn't really happen.
    As they say on fundies say the darndest thing: this person gets the 'Lying for Jebus award'

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    This thread makes me nothing but annoyed... and also afraid. It makes me sick to read how selfish and ignorant these people are. There is so much I could say to these people.

    These people lecture how they live their life by the rules set by God. God is about BEING EQUAL, God is about PEACE, God is about ACCEPTANCE, God is about HELPING YOUR FELLOW MAN, God is about KINDNESS, God is about FORGIVENESS, God is about LOVE. These sort of people make a mockery of religion. They twist the words and meanings to their own benefits. Wake up idiots, if there is a God, he is everyones God. And by everyone I mean, everyone around the world, not just the catholics, not just the Americans, not just the rebublicans or the democrats, not just your own stupid ass.


    "The uneducated of this country have spoken. Our enemies all over the world are rejoicing. While the intelligent people in the world must be so embarrassed for us."

    Your enemies all over the world are now actually afraid of you. From 20th of January on you will have a president who is intelligent and educated, the right man for a job with such a big responsibility. He will think before he acts, and will not try to resolve every issue outside the US with violence and intimidation. He will make your country fair and equal, what it's supposed to be now. You will still have your "American Dream", only now it'll actually start to be real for everyone no matter what kind of a background they have.

    EDIT: Sorry for my rant. I just got really pissed off and have so much to say to these people that my post probably doesn't even make any sense since I can't put on paper everything that pops in to my head.

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    McCain won, on what planet?

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    how can those people NOT see how demented and, frankly, STUPID palin was?

    Or mcCain's inability to have a position on anything?

    All they see is the word "conservative" and vote for it.. whether it actually IS or not.
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    Another.. STILL people saying Obama is a muslim terrorist.. STILL! Unbelievable.

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    i put on Fox News and bill orielly just to see what theyd say.... such jerks and so negative. its an all democrat bashing and saying that obama will not live up to the expectations he set up

    "i dont want socialism"
    "i dont want to live in san fransico or any place like it"

    thats what bill orielly just freaking said

    not all repubs feel this way, mccains speech last night was a very good one, and he even said that obama was now HIS president... u dont like it peace out

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    they're also saying that the election was stolen.

    Stolen?

    He got 3 times the electoral college votes, and won the popular vote by a good margin.

    How can you STEAL at that magnitude?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    I love how one douche said, "Exit Polling should be illegal." Of course exit polling would be okay if it put McCain ahead right?

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    Here are a bunch of good ones:


    So, how did the bloggers on the right side of the aisle take the news of Obama winning the election?

    MELISSA CLOUTHIER: "By which I mean, get down off that cross, because we need to burn it, on someone's front lawn."

    The South wasn't as solid Republican as it should have been. Can it be reenergized?

    JAMMIE WEARING FOOL: "Now, the Democrats will learn the perils of being in charge of the entire government, and they'll be sorry."

    So let the Democrats celebrate and enjoy their victory. Now comes the hard part: actually governing and holding their majorities. When they last had such edges following the 1992 elections, they lurched too far to the left and paid an enormous price in 1994.

    CAPTION THIS: "Doubling down on shrill."

    If only one good thing has come from this election, it's that it is crystal clear who the enemy is. We don't have to compromise any more. We're liberated from having to back mushy moderates just because if the alternative gets power, it would be worse. Well, now the worse alternative is in power, and we have nothing to lose.

    LITTLE GREEN FOOTBALLS: "Hey! Let me make total sense for just a second!"

    If the GOP decides to go in the Bobby Jindal direction (fundamental Christianity, creationism, hard-line anti-abortionism, aggressively anti-gay rights), it will be committing political suicide. As much as anything else, this election was a referendum on the social conservative agenda, and the social conservatives did not win.

    BLACKFIVE: "Hurry! Before all the guns are gone!"

    Screw the coronation and start of the Obamanation. 1 20 09, the day we begin the fight to stop the left from telling the rest of us how to live our lives and pussifying American society. I went with Chuck Z today to his favorite local gun shop and where last week there were dozens of AK and variants for sale, today there were half as many and a line to buy.

    PATTERICO: "The incredibly true story of how a couple of black dudes in Halloween costumes intimidated the entire state of Pennsylvania!"

    "Republicans complained about voter intimidation in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania this morning. Via Hot Air, it turned out to be two Black Panthers - one with a nightstick - who were guarding the polling site doors and reportedly were intimidating voters."

    ANDY MCCARTHY: "The kids need less left-wing indoctrination, and more right-wing inculcation."

    Preliminary indications are that the youth vote (ages 18-29) was way up: an increase of somewhere over 2.2 million (maybe way over) from 2004 (a year in which it was very high), and as much as 13% over 2000. The Left's dominance of the academy is now having a material impact on electoral politics. As we think about the future of conservatism, we ignore that at our peril.

    Story continues below

    MOONBATTERY: "Lift those tiny fists in denial!"

    Congratulations, moonbats. You finally have your revenge for being forced to look at all those flags after 9/11. This is a day of celebration for everyone hostile to America and the principles of individual liberty for which it stands. Enjoy it while you can.


    There are people lowdown enough to know in advance who and what was elected yesterday, and to have voted for the Moonbat Messiah anyway. What they have done to this country is beyond forgiveness.

    But an ultra-radical leftist like Obama could not be elected in a center-right country, or even a center-left country, without a great deal of deception. Thanks to a radicalized liberal media willing to sacrifice its own long-term credibility to put a leftist in power, Obama was never publicly vetted. Moderates did not vote for a real person, but for a two-dimensional phantom temporarily conjured into being by hype.


    RED STATE: "One more naive insistence, before sleepy-time!"

    Point one: There's no need to start pointing fingers within the party. This election was on style, not substance. No faction's to blame, and no policy is at fault. We know this because Obama won. He ran on no ideas at all.

    LUCIANNE.COM: "Onward, fearmongering Hobbits!"

    "In regard to attitude, America's conservatives could do worse than to be moved by those lines of Robert Blake."

    POWERLINE: "Sure Obama won, but why couldn't he win by EVEN MORE? Huh? HUHHHHHH?? HUHHHHHHHH!?!? [Head Explodes]"

    Obama won around 52 percent of the popular vote, defeating John McCain by between five and six points. That's nothing like the true landslides of the past: Reagan by ten points in 1980 and 18 in 1984; Nixon by 23 in 1972; or even Bush by eight in 1988. And yet, with hindsight, it is remarkable how much Obama had going for him. After breaking his pledge to take public financing he raised more money, by far, than any Presidential candidate in history, outspending McCain nearly two to one. Millions of new voters, many of them minority voters, were registered, and they went heavily for Obama. Obama enjoyed the monolithic support of the entertainment industry and was something of a fad among the young. He benefited greatly from being an African-American; the idea that his victory would be a good thing for America, on that ground, was widespread even among his opponents. He ran largely against a retiring President who, for three years, has rarely seen his name appear in a sentence that did not include the word "unpopular." He had the active support of essentially 100 percent of the nation's news media. And, perhaps most important, he benefited from a financial crisis that struck at the most opportune moment (for him) and was unfairly blamed on the Republicans by most voters.


    Despite all of this, Obama mustered only a five-point win.

    WIZBANG: "Think Obama won by attracting a majority of Americans to his side with cogent policy proposals and repeated demonstrations of leadership? THINK AGAIN!!"

    As I see it, Obama won the presidency because of two key decisions. The first one enabled him to win the primary, and the second clinched him the general election.


    In both cases, Obama (or his team) looked very carefully at the rules of each contest and found the loopholes that they could best exploit to win.

    RED STATE: We will never withdraw! Even from wars that are metaphorical! And have no casualties! Or cities filled with filth!

    RedState stands at the front lines in the fight against the left. We fight hard here. We are not always meant to win. This is a never ending war. Often we view the fight for the White House as the war, but it is just one battle along the way. The war in politics between left and right does not end.

    MICHELLE MALKIN: "What do we do now? We issue generic blogger platitudes!"

    What do we do now? We do what we've always done.


    We stand up for our principles, as we always have -- through Democrat administrations and Republican administrations, in bear markets or bull markets, in peacetime and wartime.

    We stay positive and focused.

    We keep the faith.

    We do not apologize for our beliefs. We do not re-brand them, re-form them, or relinquish them. We defend them.

    We pay respect to the office of the presidency. We count our blessings and recommit ourselves to our constitutional republic.

    We gird our loins, to borrow a phrase from our Vice President-elect.


    So some of you today are exhausted. Many of you are disappointed and depressed. You need a break. I understand completely. Here is my advice and my caution.

    Many of you have been with us on the front lines slogging it out for months on end, never resting and never yielding. You need to go to the back, rest, and recover. In the army the field hospital is well off the front, but not out of the sound of fire. When troops are pulled from the front, they need to rest and recover, but not be so far removed that they mentally extricate themselves from the fight all together.



    And, at last, a final word of irony from Jonah Goldberg:

    Lots of readers are putting words in my mouth about my general happiness about having a black president. I'm not going to spend the day, or even the next few minutes, arguing with a lot of strawmen.

    Why would you argue with strawmen, Jonah, when they are basically the underpinning of your entire career?
    A Child's Garden Of Right-Wing Reaction To The Obama Win
    I'm veering between finding them scary and finding them stupid. Maybe they're scarily stupid.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
    --Sinclair Lewis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    they're also saying that the election was stolen.

    Stolen?

    He got 3 times the electoral college votes, and won the popular vote by a good margin.

    How can you STEAL at that magnitude?
    Subliminal messages? Hypnosis? CLONES?!?!...

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    its like a bunch of 5yr old sore losers....get over it man be proud and unify behind your country

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    I still hear people saying shit like "Welcome to socialism!" and "Say goodbye to your paychecks!"... it's ridiculous.

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    i hate that socialism jab.... its such a low blow and a scare tactic... people are stupid.

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