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    The real flood from Africa is about to begin. Dear Lord.
    These people fucking nuts...seriously, God bless the, because they need all the help they can get. You know I disliked Bush as a President, but I found some human qualities in him that was ok..this is so sad, it isn't funny.


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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    I'm guessing this is one of those fearmongering things spread through e-mails. I kept running across references calling it that or a "civilian militia" that will "take away our guns". These people have been made to be genuinely afraid.
    those people are constantly afraid. They're terrified of everything. That's why they cling to guns and jebus, because they're fucking COWARDS
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    I think that Americans have made the biggest mistake of their lives. They voted on emotion not on facts and reality.
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    The uneducated of this country have spoken. Our enemies all over the world are rejoicing. While the intelligent people in the world must be so embarrassed for us
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    Oh, the sweet, sweet irony...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    wait.. michele is 63?

    ... what?


    Seriously? Holy fuck, black dont crack! If she's 63 she's giving tina turner a run for her money
    She's 44, will be 45 3 days before inauguration!!


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    If Obama wants my respect, he should release all the records that we all want to know, he should go on tv and say our Pledge with his hand over his heart. And he should wear the american pin. And get rid of his radical ties. Then I may respect.

    I'm a disabled vet home from Iraq a year ago and I can't believe what's happened to my country. Did you all get stupid, or do you just prefer the lies of the media so that your pride doesn't get hurt by admitting that your wrong. I like history and every nation that went toward entitlement and socialism went also to poverty. The irefutable fact is that in order for a government social program to work everyone must be fitted into it. Those who don't fit voluntarily are coerced. That why they build walls around socialist countries to keep people in to enjoy the benefits: north korea, soviet union, red china, cuba, germany, and it allways started with a politician promising to give you something.

    No thanks. Michelle give me the dry heaves and Obama is just a blooming ego self -centered nitwit. He has got that chin thing going again...

    I did not vote for him and I will not support him. I will never support him or anyone else who supports abortion. Abortion is murder and he supports murder.

    .I am a christian and I don't hate our new president. However, as Chritian I cannot support his liberal agendas including homosexuality and abortion including partial birth abortion. Any one who calls themselves a Christian and voted for this man better examine their core beliefs.

    Congratulations to the liberal media, the hollyweirds and anti-American persons in getting your candidate elected. It took 3 elections but you were finally able to get your pawn elected – with the dedication of groups like ACORN and the intimidation of voters with the like of the Black Panthers you were finally able to do it. Now I hope you get exactly what you want – and I can not wait to hear you whine like a “stuck pig” when he goes for your wallets. Karma is a funny thing, it will get you! I, for one, will never address this man as my president. I do not believe he has any integrity, experience or aptitude to perform the duties set forth. His association with hate-mongers and terrorist are suspect and he could not even qualify to get a job with the FAA screening luggage with his background. If the media would have spent one-tenth of the time vetting this man as they did vetting Joe the plumber and Palin’s children we would not be having this conversation today. As for me I will continue the fight and will do my civic duty and fight all his policies that are not in accordance with the constitution or that expands the welfare program. I ask that other conservatives join me in making sure he does not ruin the country in the next four year. Mr. Obama you can ruin my country when you pry “Old Glory” out of my cold dead hands.

    Obama's track record will finally begin. There is now NO WAY he can lie his way into office in 2012. We will have the facts of his poor leadership to beat him over the head with.If our counrty has not fallen apart under his regime... My concious is clear - I voted for McCain. God Help Us!

    He bought the election; had donations from questionable sources; played the race card when criticized; changed his mind weekly; rhetoric full of glitz and promises; past and maybe still current friendships with questionable characters; the list goes on. I respect the office; now time will see if I can learn to respect the man. Please do not confuse him with JFK. JFK said "ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country"; I didn't get that at all out of anything Barack Obama ever said, even on his good days. It appears today more people want their country to do for them and that is what he has promised.

    Obama you idiot. Don't you know that half of all Americans hate you? There is no unifiying. You are not my president. You are a farce and a fool. Luckily I didn't vote for you so you are not my problem. You are the problem of all the people who voted for you like they were casting a movie role- gosh, he looks so presidential and he talks real good! So when Obama attempts to destroy this nation it is the responsibility of every fool who cast a vote for the great imposter. ===================================

    goodbye everything I have ever stood for and ever will stand for. We need Reagen in office more than ever

    Thank God that I retired honorably after 25 years in the service and I didn't serve one day under the new president elect; whose associates are the ones who we seek out and destroy to maintain our freedom.

    Has anyone picked up on the picture of Obama, the one that is on the right side of this page, of Obama staring straight ahead with his right arm pointed out in front of him? Sort of reminds me of someone else...Hitler maybe???? Maybe not too far off with that assessment.

    maybe we will leave. ever heard of secession? it gets discussed a lot down here. more now than ever. keep an eye on Louisiana - if someone goes first, they will be the ones. likely over the card check program or amnesty. and they would be a net exporter because they have considerable refining capacity and low corporate taxes. that's how polarized things are. we'll see how you feel in four years when Barry's likely to be extreme environmental policy drives your energy costs to places you can't even imagine.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Socialist countries do just fine. Ask the nordic countries who enjoy a better standard of living. Cubans have better health care than Americans, and the only other lack is through a mean spiirited and useless American embargo. The USSR wasn't socialist, it was hardline communist.. the same as china. Nazi Germany wasn't socialist, it was hard right fascist.

    You're a poor student of history.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I don't find any of that shit LOL worthy. It's absolutely frightening to know that people feel that way .. and that just a couple days ago, the other "side" felt that way about Bush. I'm sick of the division and bullshit.
    Yeah, what you said.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    From Fox again: "Stock market is down $339.00 right now."

    lol
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    "Trump is, in my opinion, the first woman president of the United States." -- Roseanne Barr

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    We need Reagen in office more than ever Please people, Reagan's dead! And spell his name properly, you ignorant hick.

    maybe we will leave. ever heard of secession? it gets discussed a lot down here. more now than ever. keep an eye on Louisiana - if someone goes first, they will be the ones. Go ahead, then the "new" LA govt can pay to get NO back in shape and not us. Morons.

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    "If the media had actually done their job and vetted Obama and looked into his past and looked at his total and complete lack of any record what so ever maybe things would be different."
    "But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin

    "Trump is, in my opinion, the first woman president of the United States." -- Roseanne Barr

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    Oh noes, the welfare states will secede? That'd be a big fucking shame wouldn't it. They can't even support themselves NOW.
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    "what's wrong with beauty queens? At least they have won something. Obama has won nothing, ever. "
    (comment made before polls closed)
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    "Comment by Scared of "Truth Sqaud"
    November 4th, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    Obama is fulfilling a part of God's plan...making way for the anti-Christ. I am dumbfounded that he won. I expected it, but am still dumbfounded. I heard a lady say quite well the other day that although God is in control of every election, sometimes he lets "bad" people win to punish us. Be prepared to be punished, people. And hopefully you won't get sick."
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    not at all LOLworthy:
    http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato...ts-assassinate
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    Makes me laugh that the Chriss-Chee-Yunn right is foaming in their shorts at the thought of Kenyans wanting to move here in droves. They like the Kenyans just fine when they are exporting their religion to the villages of Africa and patronizingly patting Kenyans on their heads. Hy-po-crits!

    How can you guys stand to go in read the comments? If I did that I might start pukng on the keyboard.

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    Drudge is promoting something called 'Obama Anxiety' and tying it to the stockmarkets dropping...because the stockmarket was doing really, really well prior to the election, right?
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Oh noes, the welfare states will secede? That'd be a big fucking shame wouldn't it. They can't even support themselves NOW.
    I'm just curious, what states would be considered the welfare states??

    The Rapture ready message board is a goldmine for these kind of things. But they are downright scary....death-cult scary.

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