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    Of course. He raises them specially. Your man could call mine if he wants some for your chastity belt. They tickle at first, but anything for my man, you know....
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    Food for thought -- there is a reason gay men out to think twice
    about coming out of the closet if they're in the army...it's something
    called the "Serpico" effect.

    In Serpico (1973), Al Pacino is a good NYC cop who doesn't want to
    take bribes; the rest of his department pressures him to join the
    club, to go along, to "give the money to charity if he wants,"
    but he resists. (This is based on a true story that blew up across
    the headlines back in the late 1960s and early 1970s.)
    What's more, he even finds them fraternizing with
    known felons, including a cop-killer, inside the station. Soon the
    animosity is so thick you could cut it with a knife, and Serpico
    buys an extra gun just in case one of his partners tries to kill him.

    If you rent the movie, you'll find this important suspenseful
    scene takes place at the climax (SPOILER):

    One afternoon, on a stakeout in a walk-up tenement, Serpico and two other
    cops are about to kick in the door of a drug dealer's apartment.
    Serpico kicks in the door, but the dealer pins Serpico in the door frame.
    Serpico's gun arm is trapped, and the dealer slowly raises a gun to
    his face...and out in the hall, Serpico's partners stand back and
    consciously decide not to help. BANG! Serpico gets shot, the perp
    escapes, and the officers, who were literally three feet away,
    decided to let him get wasted because he wasn't like them
    .


    ++ End of spoiler ++

    So, since you have American troops in combat in two different
    war zones, they will have plenty of chances to implement the
    "Serpico Effect" on guys that they think are gay, and they'll
    blame it on the Fog of War. And since my brother was in the army,
    he'll tell you that they don't let the rules stop them from doing
    things which are blatantly illegal, immoral or contrary to the rules
    of survival in the field. If soldiers shot their superior officers
    in the back in Vietnam, straight soldiers would let gay ones get
    killed in the field.

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    Well, my man would let me get killed in the field if he thought I was fraternizing with men. And how about that scorpion idea?! Wow...you ladies have it easy. My granny TOLD my parents she was teaching me how to wear it comfortably...she never actually did it. Since I was first cursed with the curse, it's been razor blade chastity belts for me. And somehow, I know it's right. And the gourmet food you folks are getting!! Wow. I'm lucky if I get some tepid water sprinkled with salt and a few slices of celery. That's a good day! But, in the end, it keeps me slim for my man and if he's happy then I know I should be. Sometimes, though (and I hate to keep bringing up this line of thought) my mouth does water as he sucks the meat out of his 8th lobster claw. I know, I know, it's selfish of me to even think about my own needs, but like I said, I sometimes do have them. But it's my problem...if only I was smart enough to solve it.
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    Buttmunch, you have to realize that the superiority of the male of the species requires that they get all the good food and all the best treatment. That is why I have no problem feeding my man steak and seafood, while I pick from the compost pile. As it should be. You need to realize that you must have no needs, you are to be completely at your man's service. Then you will be a happier woman. Just remember, WWJD? That must be your guide. Jesus wants us to be man's servant. Don't forget that.
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    Well, my man is better, bigger, smarter and more manly that your man. He knows how to control me like no man has ever done before. And I really appreciate that. And a big thanks to all of you for letting me realize that any wayward feelings I might have been having are simply WRONG. I mean, I don't want to go the way my granny did, no matter how much fun she had.
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    "Fun" is a thing only the man can have. I myself are not personally experienced with the "fun." Kind of like the "satire." Both are mysterious concepts. And my man could take both your men and make the two of you his other wives. And that would be just fine with me, if that is how he wanted it. WWJWD indeed.
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    Funny you should ask. After Granny's untimely demise, I often tried to ask my parents what that was all about but it was difficult getting an answer. Mum wasn't allowed to talk to me most of the time (we like to keep traditions in our family) while Dad could have spoken to me, but chose not to. Mum and I did pass notes on occassion but the few notes that alluded to this subject were brief and shrouded in secrecy. I have a feeling she knew what it was, but was too afraid to tell me. I think it might feel good but my guess is as good as anyones.
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    When does the satire come on?
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    I don't know, I am not allow to watch the satire. And Buttmunch, you and your mom passed notes? You can write? I am not allowed to. I can type out letters by hunt and peck, but it takes me a long time.
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    No, Monkey, Grimmlock is one of those godless homey-sek-shuallz that are not even to be considered human, they are only fit for the fiery pits of hell. We don't have to include him in our women's stuff.
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    Yeah, mum and I passed notes, usually on used toilet paper, since dad doled it out square by square. I was able to write simple words at the start and have slowly improved by reading food packaging, which is about the only printed word I'm allowed to see. Unfortunately my man is limited in his food tastes so I tend to do best with words having to do with potatoes, meat and seafood.

    As far as those homeysekshualz, we've got our own problems...not that I have any problems. I'm perfectly happy with my lot in life, as I should be. But still...sometimes I wish I had a penis. Life would be so much more...STIMULATING.
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    But i like to press flowers and stroke kittens and shit. Cmon, let me in your sheltered womens group! My ankles are covered!
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    You speak blasphemy. Penises (penii?) are only for the special chosen among us. Not for us mere women.
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    Ah, well, you're probably right, Glasgow. What would I do with a penis, anyway? It's not like I'd have a MAN-SIZED BRAIN to help me figure out what to do with the dangling appendage. But even so, it must be nice to have an orgasm EVERY TIME.
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    Well, I know with a man it's when the baby batter squirts out of his pee pee, so I guess it must be the same for us. But where would it squirt out of is the question. As far as fun, I'm still waiting for someone to get back to us on that. But I suppose it's a bit presumptious of me to expect a man to answer one of my silly, unimportant questions.
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