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    are you crazy? he's got much more important things to do than drive you around. he's got to use his car so he can go to work! so he can bring home the money and keep clothes on YOUR back and food in YOUR mouth! you'll have to take the BUS!! you wouldn't want to disturb his pipe smoking or newspaper reading now would you?! how dare you think of such a thing.....

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    Well, the thing is, I'm not allowed out without a chaperone...and rightly so! Who knows what I might get up to without someone there to keep an eye on me. And why did you have to bring up newspapers? I weep bitter tears every single day when he finishes reading it and then tosses it into the blazing fire. I know I shouldn't yearn for knowledge of the outside world, because I couldn't begin to understand it anyway, but couldn't I at least read the funny pages?
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    Everyone shutup and make my damn sneakers. I don't pay you a tenth of a penny for you to talk.

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    I'd love to, SVZ, but my big strong man won't let me take work outside the home. I know I said I was trying out for 'Father knows Best' but really, I think I'm probably just dreaming. I hope he doesn't crack my teeth when I humbly bring up the idea. Last time I had a hair-brained scheme like this, I was banished to the basement for six days. The kids really missed me that time.
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    Your kids don't love you! They just want your breast milk!

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    They've always wanted my breast milk *sob* but my big strong man decided on bottles because he didn't want my surgically-enhanced bosom (it was his wedding gift to me) to be ruined. I mean, you have to hand it to him. The man really knows how to protect an investment! Anyway, I don't know how my kids really feel about me since they're only allowed to speak to me on special holidays, like Groundhogs Day. Sometimes I feel we aren't really close.
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    As well you shouldn't be! You don't want them to grow up being sissy, whiney, crybaby momma's boys do you? They don't need to grow up listening to your nonsense!

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    I humbly agree, Calendargirl. I mean, what could I possibly offer a child? My husband has pointed this out to me many, many, many times and although I never used to agree with him, he finally knocked some sense into my head. Although I did recieve an education what good has it done me? My ideas are just silly women stuff that my husband tolerates with a bemused smirk. But sometimes, well, I just wish the kids would stop referring to me as dumbass.
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    haha. yea, well you can't have everything your way ALL the time! You've got to forget all your petty problems and start thinking about what your husband needs! He needs to you quit back-talking and go re-shingle the roof!

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    Like I said, I'm not allowed out much, so re-shingling the roof is not an option. Besides, that's mans work, which means a man comes over to do it. Little does my husband know that the man who came did so in more ways than one!!
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    WHORE! *slap*

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    Why does it always end in me being called a whore and getting knocked around? WHY?? I mean, I have needs, too. I know I shouldn't think about them but how many times can I accept 46½ seconds of the old in and out followed by deep snoring? I mean, I know I wasn't born with a penis, which means I can't possibly think or have my needs taken seriously but sometimes I wonder...don't I deserve some respect, too?
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    ........WHORE! *slap*

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    Whaaaaaaa!!!!! Cut it out! I'm sorry I keep getting these uppity ideas but sometimes I can't help it. My granny--who shamefully left her family to work for universal suffragism--once told me that women have teh right to do anything they want, which is why she secretly sent me to school (she lied to my family and told them she was teaching me how to wear my chastity belt comfortably). Sometimes I think maybe she was on to something, but then again, her death from too much fun with six male escorts was something of a lesson.
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    Broken glass is nice, but I prefer scorpions. Goes along with our religion of snake handling. Scorpions in your pants keeps other men out. And god knows I want to be pure for my man. I am just so grateful for the fact that he allows me to live and work in his home, and provides me with my one new dress a year and all the gruel I can eat. While I cook his steaks for him. My life would be so purposeless and useless without him.
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