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    He does sound more grownup than Bobby Jindal.

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    He doesn't sound intelligent.....he just sounds like a retard that looked up the dictionary definition. 20 years from now you'll hear stories about him molesting young boys.

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    I'm staying with the Ultimate Frisbee degree...or maybe one in hacky sack. Either way, he'll definitely write a book around aged 25 about how he got it all wrong, perhaps along the lines of the lack of blood going to his brain, a la Everyone Says I Love You.
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    Nope. He'll be the good little brainwashed parrot. Never having an original thought and being called a douche behind his back almost constantly. He'll be caught cruising for sex in a park by an undercover cop.
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    Or busted for scoring Oxycontin off his maid or other living-below-the-poverty line folk willing to tough out some actual pain to make a few bucks to pay their bills.
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    My oldest daughter used to do speech and debate and it was filled with lots of mini-pol-wanna-be's like that. It was creepy seeing these dweebs in suits. Of course, given that I live in Massachusetts, most of them were liberally anyway. But still kind of unnatural.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    This kid won't be getting laid in high school.
    I think that's where the Republican misogyny and closeted homosexuality comes from.

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    Nope. He'll be the good little brainwashed parrot. Never having an original thought and being called a douche behind his back almost constantly. He'll be caught cruising for sex in a park by an undercover cop.
    Or else running one of those super churches and then getting caught in a cheap motel with a hooker and a pocket full of meth.
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