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    Blech....can't do vodka. Is it ok if I go with Aussie red? Speaking of Aussie Red, let's revisit my favorite Monty Python sketch:


    A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palate but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

    Black Stump Bordeaux is rightly praised as a peppermint flavored Burgundy, whilst a good Sydney Syrup can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines. Château Blue, too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn. Old Smokey 1968 has been compared favorably to a Welsh claret, whilst the Australian Wino Society thoroughly recommends a 1970 Coq du Rod Laver, which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule. Eight bottles of this and you're really finished. At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.

    Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in and the message is "beware". This is not a wine for drinking; this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

    Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old & Yellow, which is particularly heavy and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.

    Quite the reverse is true of Château Chunder, which is an appellation contrôlée, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation; a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends. Real emetic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy and a prize winning Cuivre Reserve Château Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpi
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    What is this out of shape old man going to do?

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    Really? Will Sarah Palin will bare her face for post-debate interviews on CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS and MSNBC like Joe Biden?
    Of course not! LOL @ the closing statement by the news anchor, just as I thought. msnbc.com Video Player

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    McPow made the same claims in the last two debates. Is he going to pull David Blaine out his ass to change things? The last two debates have already addressed the economy and now we're finally going to hear version I of about 1,000 different ones on how McPow is going to save not only the US but the whole world. Think they better clue Mrs Moose in since she already is making statements that disagree with McSame and agree with Obama requiring Rove to run out and said she didn't say that at all she said the same thing - WE understood what she meant wrong.



    What I can't believe is that Letterman has agreed to have McPow on this week! I wrote CBS telling them I thought it was disgusting that Dave caved after the manner in which he had been lied to and the divisive nature of McPow's campaign. The link is cbsmailbag@aol.com if anyone else is interested in letting them know he doesnt' deserve a second chance.
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    I couldn't stomach a video I found of Ann Culter (and some other guy) gushing on how well Sarah Palin did. Are you fucking kidding me? I stopped the video immediately afterward, which would be about 15 seconds.

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    My only hope is that he wanders the stage looking for his dog, Mr. Puddles like at the last debate (Daily Show). HAHAHA

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    John McCain vows to 'whip' Barack Obama in final debate
    Whip? Like in "master whip your slave"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    Whip? Like in "master whip your slave"?
    Now, now, let's not assume his obviously rude remarks are racist. He was a POW.

    If he is this blatant running against a black man, I would hate to hear the sewage he would spew if his opponent were part asian.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RevellingInSane View Post
    Now, now, let's not assume his obviously rude remarks are racist. He was a POW.

    If he is this blatant running against a black man, I would hate to hear the sewage he would spew if his opponent were part asian.
    Especially considering his POW past and his McBlinky temper induced stroke eye!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    Especially considering his POW past and his McBlinky temper induced stroke eye!
    He's stumble toward his "victimizer" while screaming how he was going to "kill Charlie". He would then massage (read:pummel) the bad guy before falling to his knees and calling for a clean diaper.



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    McCain can barely stand to look at Obama, and now he's going to whip his ass. Yeah, okay.

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    I can see him and Painlin wearing red DEVO flower pot hats and black leotards dancing around to " Crack that whip". He'd do ANYTHING for votes at this point. You would think his last two impotent attempts would hold back the rhetoric a bit but I guess the doctor has increased the Viagra for the night. Hope he comes armed with more of those funny jokes of his. Also it should be interesting to see the faces he makes since he has to sit still next to Obama and across from Schieffer the whole time.
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WesCAdle View Post
    I can see him and Painlin wearing red DEVO flower pot hats and black leotards dancing around to " Crack that whip". He'd do ANYTHING for votes at this point. You would think his last two impotent attempts would hold back the rhetoric a bit but I guess the doctor has increased the Viagra for the night. Hope he comes armed with more of those funny jokes of his. Also it should be interesting to see the faces he makes since he has to sit still next to Obama and across from Schieffer the whole time.

    Hehe, nice analogy. McCain saying he won the debates reminds me of how the guys who are the worst lay go on about how good they were!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkur View Post
    Hehe, nice analogy. McCain saying he won the debates reminds me of how the guys who are the worst lay go on about how good they were!

    HAHAHA - yeah the pencil pricks! Ever get a good look at his thumbs?
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    My only hope is that he wanders the stage looking for his dog, Mr. Puddles like at the last debate (Daily Show). HAHAHA

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    Obama can whip him with one cerebral lobe tied behind his back.

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