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    Daddy issues. Pathetic.
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    Sorry, I have to go cry now.

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    New York Apathy Advertiser
    Oct 10 2019
    by Seamore Butts

    21 year old Malia Obama has some "problems" with men. She says her fathers failed presidency is causing her difficulty finding Mr Right because she's a lefty. Since her fathers presidency melted down along with the economy in 2009 Malia says she's had problems trusting men. She's writing a book for Condom House publishers. They released this exerpt to the Adertiser: "After my father lost his re-election bid I lost confidence in my ability to judge people, especially men. I think my Dad's loss damaged my instincts. I can't seem to trust any guys at all. If they say they like my Dad I dont believe them. If they say they don't lke him I want to hit em. It's causing me to spend a lot more time with my girlfriends and less time dating."

    Condom House says the book will be out in early 2020.

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    Fail.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    I hope you didn't just spend 20 minutes typing that out.

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    I'm betting it was considerably longer.
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    He should just stick to Kelly Clarkson manifestos.

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    These attempts at trolling are sinking faster than McCain's campaign did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fauvee View Post
    New York Apathy Advertiser
    Oct 10 2019
    by Seamore Butts

    21 year old Malia Obama has some "problems" with men. She says her fathers failed presidency is causing her difficulty finding Mr Right because she's a lefty. Since her fathers presidency melted down along with the economy in 2009 Malia says she's had problems trusting men. She's writing a book for Condom House publishers. They released this exerpt to the Adertiser: "After my father lost his re-election bid I lost confidence in my ability to judge people, especially men. I think my Dad's loss damaged my instincts. I can't seem to trust any guys at all. If they say they like my Dad I dont believe them. If they say they don't lke him I want to hit em. It's causing me to spend a lot more time with my girlfriends and less time dating."

    Condom House says the book will be out in early 2020.
    It's sad that you spent the time to write that about a little girl in response to an adult who actually did whine about her love life.

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    I agree with the last 6 posts. Hilarious.
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    I hope you didn't just spend 20 minutes typing that out. __________________
    Are you kidding? It took it 20 minutes just to think up the "Seamore Butts" byline.

    It's sad that you spent the time to write that about a little girl in response to an adult who actually did whine about her love life.
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    Are you kidding? It took it 20 minutes just to think up the "Seamore Butts" byline.

    And that's only because she was watching the Simpsons.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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