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    This one is my favorite*!
    I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. <<--- it's funny cuz it has 4 muches.
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    Burn't down the White House? hmmm..wasn't that done by the British?..I mean Canada did not really even exist..right?..and it WAS done in retaliation for a burning of a particular city..hmm.what was the name of that town...I think it was York..yes..and that town is now known as TORONTO ..no??? So sorry y'all got so pissed at Toronto getting burned! And with the white paint used on the "Executive Residence"(to cover the burn marks) we got around to giving it a new nickname!

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    New life being breathed into the thread, don't piss off Grimm!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita
    Burn't down the White House? hmmm..wasn't that done by the British?..I mean Canada did not really even exist..right?..and it WAS done in retaliation for a burning of a particular city..hmm.what was the name of that town...I think it was York..yes..and that town is now known as TORONTO ..no??? So sorry y'all got so pissed at Toronto getting burned! And with the white paint used on the "Executive Residence"(to cover the burn marks) we got around to giving it a new nickname!
    Upper and lower canada existed at that time, and I believe it was upper canada that got annoyed when your gadfly assembly of ships had the temerity to lob a few shells onto York (which is why the capital was moved downriver to Kingston, ON., where you proceeded to do the same thing, so it was finally moved AGAIN to Ottawa where your fatass ships couldnt navigate to without getting sunk ) so we gathered up the army, marched down to DC (trashing everything as we went) and burnt your bitch-ass little house down along with most of DC and I believe a couple surrounding states.

    As far as I know, we were supposed to continue to rampage but ran out of tea or something, and marched back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by equallydivided
    New life being breathed into the thread, don't piss off Grimm!
    It is funny how they have to come down here and see how dumb so many of us our(asking the questions and all). We don't go up there and do that because..well..frankly nobody here gives a shit about Canada or about what Canadians do, are like, or think..or anything.....


    *just kidding all! You know I love me some Canadians on here! Just could not resist and all..maybe the unclean pool and the drooping larkspur will get a kick out of it *

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    LOL no, it's true.. Americans don't know anything about Canada (or the world, really) so it's fun to poke at that
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    Grimm, stop poking your thingy at me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok
    LOL no, it's true.. Americans don't know anything about Canada (or the world, really) so it's fun to poke at that
    When my mom, a native of Chicago, first came to Canada, she was shocked to see that there were cities, highways, electricity etc. She said she always just thought of Canada as that big pink thing on the map and figured it only had trappers, hunters and mounties. She was a teacher, too. It just wasn't important to consider anything in the rest of the world.

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    ^^ Exactly, there were people who drove up to the border in July with skiis stapped to the roof of their cars, all dressed in parkas and complained when there was no snow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok
    LOL no, it's true.. Americans don't know anything about Canada (or the world, really) so it's fun to poke at that
    Insulting and untrue. That attitude is one of many reasons why so many Americans laugh at Canada- you guys are all talk and no action.

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    Are you kidding? It's pretty well known that the average American's grasp of world politics geography, history or anything else is pretty darn low.

    When Harvard professors can't even answer simple questions about the huge nation right next door, there's a problem.

    That attitude is one of many reasons why so many Americans laugh at Canada- you guys are all talk and no action
    That sentence doesn't even make sense.
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    ^you HAVE to know the sentiment is the same down here about our feelings towards canadians- at least from the conservatives. like i said- all talk- stick with hockey.

    maybe you can write a thesis on the sociological effects hockey would have on the war. maybe you can even publish it in the NY Times so that the insurgents would have direct access to your instructions on the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyPool
    ^you HAVE to know the sentiment is the same down here about our feelings towards canadians- at least from the conservatives. like i said- all talk- stick with hockey.
    How can the sentiment be the same? Canadians are VERY well versed on American culture and politics, and the world as a whole.

    Americans say we're all talk, no action? Seems to have worked pretty well during peacekeeping and humanitarian efforts throughout the years.. why do you think Canada is so well regarded?

    Americans are all act, no think.. that's why you get into trouble

    maybe you can write a thesis on the sociological effects hockey would have on the war. maybe you can even publish it in the NY Times so that the insurgents would have direct access to your instructions on the game.
    I can think of one effect: someone wins at hockey. Maybe it would transfer over and the stupid thing could end.
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    hey if a game of hockey would end all this nonsense, I'm for it.

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    Terrorists vs. US administration

    Penalties for stupid ideology, dynamite vests and cluster bombs.
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