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Thread: George Bush calls his wife Laura a c*nt

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    I think Ann Coulter and George Bush should get married and have devil children. One of which will turn out to be the antichrist. And Tom Cruise can be the godfather.
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    Please don't wish such heinous evil upon the planet. It boggles the mind. And I don't like it when my mind is all boggley.
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    Ahem. Who would carry the spawn? Just askin'....

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    Ooh. Now that IS a problem.
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    Yes, I can see how the fact that they both have penises could turn out to be somewhat of a challenge.
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    You mean one has a penis and the other has.... a surgically-fashioned cooch?

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    That's exactly what I meant. A prosthetic vagina.
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    Well, since Laura Bush reportedly IS a c**t, then perhaps she has a serviceable uterus attached to her. Somewhere.
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    You mean she's not cool either? I haven't read or heard that anywhere. She's seemed mostly like a Southern version of a Stepford Wife.

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    Hell, why don't Laura Bush and Ann Coulter just get married? God knows one of them has to have a vagina and working ovaries.
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    I think poor Laura is just stuck. She has more sensible ideas that are actually up to date. She can also read books without pictures.
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    True, that. A tell-all book by her would be sensational... wow. I feel sorry for her. That existence must suck bigtime.

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    I do feel somewhat sorry for Laura Bush. She seems like a sensible person, and yes, she must read books, because she was a librarian.

    It's ok with me if Bush and Mann Coulter hook up after Laura dumps Bush's ass, but it would not be physically possible for Bush and Mann to have children.

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    Why the hell would you feel sorry for a woman who married retarded satan by choice and has said nothing but good things to say about his idiot reign?
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    UMMMM-dear Grimm. Think you'd have to be a woman to really understand why-approve or not!
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