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    Quote Originally Posted by KandyKorn View Post
    I do apologize for being a bit snarky.
    Don't worry about it. If I was THAT thin-skinned I'd have run screaming and flailing from the internet YEARS ago.

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    so, back to this whole GR town.......can we legalize weed & can i own the town marijuana compassion care clinic? huh, can i? can i??????
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    if Grim approves your decorating ideas and such....
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    yesssssssssss!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ang View Post
    so, back to this whole GR town.......can we legalize weed & can i own the town marijuana compassion care clinic? huh, can i? can i??????
    As long as it was nicely decorated and the said drugs would be placed in suitably cute containers. Put some thought in this-including your all important outdoor sign.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ang View Post
    so, back to this whole GR town.......can we legalize weed & can i own the town marijuana compassion care clinic? huh, can i? can i??????
    I'm up for that. Can I have a monopoly on the town liquor store? And the chocolate store?
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    I'm up for that. Can I have a monopoly on the town liquor store? And the chocolate store?
    I was hoping you'd go for the Sewing Center for Challenged Sewers.
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    Since I'm already familiar with this area & the people, could I PLEEEEASE be elected something?? Maybe chairperson for the welcoming committee? I could make up gift baskets of weed and liquor...that should attract A LOT of people to our town!! Of course, I would make the baskets look as if Bree VanDeKamp had a hand in it.
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KandyKorn View Post
    Since I'm already familiar with this area & the people, could I PLEEEEASE be elected something?? Maybe chairperson for the welcoming committee? I could make up gift baskets of weed and liquor...that should attract A LOT of people to our town!! Of course, I would make the baskets look as if Bree VanDeKamp had a hand in it.
    you can be the welcome wagon - hell, we won't even mind the whole "kiss my ass" shpiel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    you can be the welcome wagon - hell, we won't even mind the whole "kiss my ass" shpiel.
    That would be really catchy. "Welcome & Kiss My Ass if you don't like the basket!" Then Kandy can have it all dolled up,like a Martha Stewart special.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KandyKorn View Post
    Since I'm already familiar with this area & the people, could I PLEEEEASE be elected something?? Maybe chairperson for the welcoming committee? I could make up gift baskets of weed and liquor...that should attract A LOT of people to our town!! Of course, I would make the baskets look as if Bree VanDeKamp had a hand in it.
    You're welcome to the welcome committee. Just don't ask me to get involved. Now, back to the liquor store. I'll trade a bottle of wine with our resident joint merchant every afternoon at five. Are we on?
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    I vote that McJag gets the town gun shop.
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    nay
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I vote that McJag gets the town gun shop.
    But that would be a conflict of interest-me being Chief of Police & Swat Team and all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    nay
    You'd have to vote "neigh". It's a one horse town.
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