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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    this one is actually quite likely :

    Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post

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    Oh, Twitchy, thank you.

    I almost peed myself over a couple of those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post


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    Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home. Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.


    LMFAO those are terrible

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    This whole thread is hilarious.
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    • A shepherd once accidentally spilled his coffee on Chuck Norris' lap and refused to apologize. Chuck Norris went to the man's field and fucked every one of his sheep. Chuck Norris wasn't trying to get back at him; he just loves to fuck sheep.
    • Who would win a race between Superman, The Flash and Chuck Norris? No one, Chuck Norris is too busy jerking them off.[/quote]
    LOL.

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    # Chuck Norris is such a man he once performed a roundhouse kick and reversed the rotational axis of the earth, pulling time and space into a single black hole, in which all Chuck Norris fans eagerly packed into in the hopes of going back in time to an earlier period when they actually had a chance of getting a girlfriend.
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    wow. what a humorless twat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    wow. what a humorless twat.
    Really! How coyld you NOT laugh,even if you were the Hero!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    # Chuck Norris is such a man he once performed a roundhouse kick and reversed the rotational axis of the earth, pulling time and space into a single black hole, in which all Chuck Norris fans eagerly packed into in the hopes of going back in time to an earlier period when they actually had a chance of getting a girlfriend.
    WTF where do you guys come up with this shizz?!

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