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    Default Re: Ann Coulter continues with her batshit insane ways.

    How about Bill O'Reilly?

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    Perfect. Their children will have little horns & carry pitchforks.
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    Their children would be wearing helmets and riding the short bus due to faulty combined genetic material.
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    And their parents would have little or no social life. They would be such pedantic, preaching bores nobody would want them at their dinner parties.
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    Default Re: Ann Coulter continues with her batshit insane ways.

    Anything about Ann and women?

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    No but I've heard the hypocritical cow is quite the fag hag.
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    ^^^^EWWWW! You must be kidding! What self-respecting queer would hang with that evil bitch! Jesus I thought we had better taste than that! And no way she is a lesbian..lesbians would not have her either...maybe some deluded sick twisted pathetic neocon straight guy...MAYBE...
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    She apparently has quite the group of gay guys she hangs out with. I'm assuming they're Log Cabin types but who knows. Maybe they keep her around for entertainment value.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita
    ^^^^EWWWW! You must be kidding! What self-respecting queer would hang with that evil bitch! Jesus I thought we had better taste than that! And no way she is a lesbian..lesbians would not have her either...maybe some deluded sick twisted pathetic neocon straight guy...MAYBE...
    Gotta be the Log Cabin Republicans she's sucking the dicks of figuratively. Now that must be a fun group, standing up for beliefs that do nothing more than marginalize them and be hatin' on 'em.

    I hope Ann Coulter falls hopelessly in love with a control freak of a Republican man who chains her barefoot and pregnant to the bedpost with just enough chain to reach the kitchen and takes away all her charge cards and human rights.

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    Ok, ok, slow down undercover-- let's not lose perspective here. First, do we want her to actually have babies? Of course not. The world is already a fucked up enough place. Second, do we need an image of her pregnant in our minds? I'd rather think of Roseanne naked. And Coulter's skinny body with a swollen middle....good god, woman! Stop with these horrible images!
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    Limbaugh Viagra Evidence Of Coulter Impregnation, Say Analysts
    by Michael Less and Josh Righter

    Conservative talk show host and governmental experiment in the field of sentient mutant feces Rush Limbaugh was detained at an airport today for possessing Viagra not prescribed to him, a condition compounded by the fact that he was previously accused of illegally obtaining painkillers, and that he does not actually have a penis.

    But although the incident will likely not result in any legal trouble for Limbaugh, some say it does support the theory that Limbaugh is attempting to -- and may have succeeded in -- impregnating shrewd businesswoman Ann Coulter.

    "I cannot possibly think of anyone else on Earth who would have the womb to support Mr. Limbaugh's genes," said one analyst. "Only Mrs. Coulter's uterine walls are thick enough to contain the immense amounts of radiation caused by paranoia and hatred."

    More compelling is one doctor's testimony that he has actually presided over pregnancy sessions with the couple.

    "I was there while we assisted them in copulation, which was necessary due to the advanced state of penile atrophy in Mr. Limbaugh," said Dr. X. Orcist, treating physician at the Beelzebub Fertility Clinic in Los Angeles. "It looked like a hog mounting a broomstick."

    The doctor also revealed that Coulter has played an instrumental role in Limbaugh's rehabilitation with respect to his addiction to pain killers.

    "Listening to Ann gives him more of a psychedelic high than any drug he could take," he said. "Rush has said to me on multiple occasions, after talking with her, 'Wow! Talk about an altered state!'"

    Although he acknowledges that it's "hard to believe" Coulter was willing to engage in the act, Dr. Orcist confirmed that it was completely complicit, although the virgin Coulter was a bit confused about the process.

    "Do they always have to use a syringe to make a woman pregnant?" she reportedly was heard to wonder.

    The child, a boy who the couple intends to name "Damien", is still a well-guarded secret, but reports indicate that President Bush is aware of the pregnancy and will be attending the birth.

    "We already know this baby will be born at midnight, so it'll be a slow time at the White House," said Dr. Orcist. "And we have received word that the President is excited for the chance to wear his Skull and Bones robes."

    Even the child's education and future have already apparently been mapped out. After graduating from Columbine High School in Colorado, Damien will attend the University of Texas at Austin, where he will learn riflery from the school tower.

    Then, it will be off to Opus Dei Catholic University, where he will study foreign policy.

    After getting a job as a FOX News reporter he will enter politics, where he will head a militarized version of the UN.

    He will be known for his horsemanship and will be especially fond of light-colored steeds.

    When asked about the possible presence of postpartum depression, Dr. Orcist appeared unconcerned.

    "I actually did talk to Ann about that very thing," he said, "and she told me, 'I'm not like those whiney 9/11 widows. If the little bastard tries to kill me, I'll just throw a toaster in his bassi
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    You know, it's sad to say that's exactly what I was thinking, that these two cheezy windbags should hook up but if they did their child would have to be born with "666" emblazoned on it's skull.

    "It looked like a hog mounting a broomstick."
    Too funny.

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    Perhaps someone could set her up with a man so she'll go away. Do you know any men you'd like to sacrifice?

    As for her own life, she insists she would love to be a traditional 1950s woman - the kind Julianne Moore might play in the movies - if only she could meet the right man. If that happened, she would give up her work "instantly". But isn't work the driving force of her life? "Yeah, it is. But that's because I don't have somebody supporting me." (For now she's stuck with serial dating, the longest relationship weighing in at around 18 months.)
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    Wouldn't it be great if she got busted with drugs? Unless she got a tad addicted she's probably way too smart about it though.
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    As for her own life, she insists she would love to be a traditional 1950s woman - the kind Julianne Moore might play in the movies - if only she could meet the right man. If that happened, she would give up her work "instantly". But isn't work the driving force of her life? "Yeah, it is. But that's because I don't have somebody supporting me." (For now she's stuck with serial dating, the longest relationship weighing in at around 18 months.)

    That is such a load of horseshit...this woman would never give up her bully's pulpit to do something as mundane as raising a family. Who the fuck does she think she's kidding?
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