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    Default New State of Alaska employee phones have Sarah Palin set as default wallpaper

    Who’s the Fairest of Them All?

    A few months ago, I got a new Blackberry. And one of the things I did while fiddling around with it, trying to work out all the settings, was to pick a wallpaper; the image I see every time I turn it on. I’ve got a picture of spouse and kids standing in front of the Capitol building in D.C. It makes me smile.

    Now, as you would imagine, the State of Alaska issues cell phones to employees. The new ones they’ve got are really nice. They’re iPhone-ish. And guess what the standard issue wallpaper is? What do you think you see when you turn it on in the morning? I know what you’re thinking. It’s got to be a picture of Denali, or the Alaska State Flag, or maybe a majestic bald eagle…. Oh, but you’d be wrong. The image is a picture of…..Sarah Palin! All I could think of is how my employees might look at me if I issued a company cell phone with my own picture on it. I guarantee there would by a massive rolling of eyes and giggling at the water cooler. Go ahead and try it. Imagine getting a cell phone from work, and you turn it on and there, staring at you….is your boss.

    Now I’m curious if the governor has kept the state issued wallpaper on her phone.


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    If somebody gave me a cellphone with Palin as the wallpaper I'd shoot it like a wolf from a helicopter.

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    Probably this image--isn't it her official government photo?


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    Bitch needs to get over herself. Perfect picture in the op...she's full blown narcissistic.
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    She's really damn ugly.

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    Sarah Palin is watching you, Alaska state employees! Don't forget to whom your allegiance is!
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    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    ^^ Love it

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    ^^^ Great one.

    This, too, also:


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    Talk about wallpaper from hell.
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    In the above picture, it seems pretty likely that the rumors that she has tattooed lip liner are true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoAmI View Post
    In the above picture, it seems pretty likely that the rumors that she has tattooed lip liner are true.
    I never understand why people do that (tattoo lipliner). It can't be attractive in the long run.
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    No, it always looks like shit, unless you have lipstick on all the time. I suppose it can be done it a more subtle way, but apparently not in Wasilla.

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    LOL I'm sure they all change it!

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