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    Question Chuck Norris wants to be President of Texas, when it secedes from U.S.

    (CNN) Actor Chuck Norris has his eyes on the presidency, but not the White House. Norris wrote that he would be interested in becoming the president of Texas, if the state were ever to secede from the Union.
    “I may run for president of Texas,” Norris wrote Monday in a column posted at WorldNetDaily. “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”
    The actor claimed “thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation” and said that if states decide to secede from the union, that Texas would lead the way.
    “Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America,” Norris wrote.
    “Let there be no doubt about that.” Norris was a strong supporter of Mike Huckabee’s presidential bid, and he helped to draw attention to the former Arkansas governor’s campaign.
    Chuck Norris for president … of Texas
    The jokes about Texas just write themselves.

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    Fuckin' Chuck Norris.

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    That entire thread title ahd me ROFLMAO!

    Maybe Chucky can join Todd Palin when he runs for President of a free Alaska!

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    ok, bye-bye texas!



    i agree though, i also think California should do the same but I know Texas has been trying longer.

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    yes, the whole country and its evil soviet commie human enslaving cyber president are out to get you, Norris.

    When did he turn into such a retard? or rather, when did he start vocalizing his retardation outside of grunts?
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    lets all succeed!


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    I love how Republicans will now describe themselves as 'cells' or 'insurgents' when it comes to opposing the Dems. But when they were in power those terms were bad, because they applied to terrorists.

    So, basically, Republicans are calling themselves 'terrorists' and thereby 'traitors.' But, yet, Obama is the one 'palling around with terrorists.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    ok, bye-bye texas!



    i agree though, i also think California should do the same but I know Texas has been trying longer.
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    Chuck Norris is off his rocker.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Chuck Norris Facts


    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

    When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

    If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

    Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

    Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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    Norris was a strong supporter of Mike Huckabee’s presidential bid
    Ah, this explains a lot.

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    *cringes. gets ready to vote*
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    Oh please. Kinky Friedman would kick Chuckie's ass all the way back to L.A.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KristiB View Post
    Fuck Norris Facts
    "If you are not outraged, then you are not paying attention," Heather Heyer's facebook quote.

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    Hey, they want to split California into two states....the coastal counties and the more rural, inland counties.

    Ex-assemblyman pushes plan to split California into two states - Sacramento Politics - California Politics | Sacramento Bee

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