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    Barack Obama is an evil human-race-enslaving robot



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    US Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) is reflected in his car as he prepares to board his plane in Albuquerque, New Mexico, August 18, 2008.

    As a public service announcement, I offer readers two ways in which to realize that New Deal critic Amity Shlaes is not someone who needs be taken seriously.

    For the comprehensive, no-stone-left-unturned takedown, settle in with Jonathan Chait's superb "Wasting Away in Hooverville," published in the New Republic.

    Or, for a quick-and-dirty dose of enlightenment, just read Shlaes' newest column for Bloomberg News, "Obama's 'Matrix' Alters Reality of Health Care."
    Every administration has a movie, writes Shlaes, and Obama's is "The Matrix." I'm guessing that since the "socialist" moniker isn't sticking, it's time to raise the ante and start depicting the new occupant of the White House as a malign artificially intelligent machine.

    Now it is true, one must admit, that Barack Obama looks damn good in a pair of designer sunglasses. But the healthcare/Matrix analogy still seems just a little bit stretched. Some excerpts:
    In the Obama Era, it seems, we all pick our way through anxious lives that have something to do with software. Like Keanu Reeves's Neo, we realize hour-to-hour that we are being manipulated by a system that has its own larger plan....

    The administration seems almost to relish the sinister aspect of government-run health care. Otherwise it wouldn't have created a position called "National Coordinator of Health Information Technology." That's a title worthy of Rhineheart, Neo's boss, who tells him, "This company is one of the top software companies in the world because every single employee understands that they are part of a whole...."

    Peter Orszag, director of the Office of Management and Budget in the Obama White House, is a nice, smart man. But Orszag's facial features took on a resemblance to those of Agent Smith when he said recently: "There's a lot of momentum behind health care." Momentum: Something's coming, so accept it or run.
    Squeezed in between these ludicrous observations are some quotes from an American Enterprise Institute talking-point generator warning us that Obama's healthcare plan will require raising taxes. Fair enough -- but I'm still missing how exactly that equates to the exploitation of billions of human bodies as batteries to power a civilization of rogue AIs.

    "All this explains why panicked Republicans are ranging wide in their search for leadership," writes Shlaes. "A mere politician won't stop this Matrix -- they need a superhero."

    Actually, what Republicans need to do is accept reality. Americans want a decent healthcare system. If there is an analogy to be drawn from "The Matrix" that applies to the current political scene, it's that Americans have finally woken up, and seen the world as it really is. Eventually, if Republicans want to continue participating in the governance of the United States, they will follow suit.

    ― Andrew Leonard

    Barack Obama is an evil human-race-enslaving robot - How the World Works - Salon.com

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    Let's see, Obama's been called or compared to Hitler, a pimp, the anti-christ, the messiah, a socialist, the manchurian candidate, and now Neo. Wow. He really is multitasking.

    I like this picture, C.


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    ^^ I haven't heard the pimp one before! That's funny!

    My favorite one is that Obama is the anti-christ and bisexual like a bicycle "rolling from both ends" (from that John Stewart episode). HAHA

    KEYSER SOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I like this one, too, King:


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    I like that picture. But they should've used a smaller picture of his head.

    He reminds me of Dark Helmet from Spaceballs.


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    ^^ Best movie ever!

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    "Evil will always win, because good is dumb."
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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