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    Wingnut Jesus Freaks Want New, Respectful Name

    Mom!So we were flipping through Christianity Today — we read it for the articles! — and saw that the Religious Right doesn’t want to be called the Religious Right anymore, because they are losers, and they have failed, finally. What to call these Trans-fat Taliban of the Unemployed American Heartland? Let’s have a fun poll!

    Here’s the gist of their complaint:

    However, several politically conservative evangelicals said in interviews that they do not want to be identified with the “Religious Right,” “Christian Right,” “Moral Majority,” or other phrases still thrown around in journalism and academia.

    “There is an ongoing battle for the vocabulary of our debate,” said Gary Bauer, president of American Values. “It amazes me how often in public discourse really pejorative phrases are used, like the ‘American Taliban,’ ‘fundamentalists,’ ‘Christian fascists,’ and ‘extreme Religious Right.’”

    Gary Bauer? Didn’t Dan Savage give him AIDS back in the ’90s?

    But we must agree with Bauer that such old-fashioned phrases as “Christian fascists” are just tired. We’ve been bored with that “American Taliban” bit for ages, and only started using it again this month when the Republicans decided to formally embrace their backwards-ass fanatic brethren in Afghanistan.

    So here are some new suggestions. Once we have a winner, make sure to use it on DailyKos and Democratic Underground and Air America every fucking day, about everything, so it will be totally ineffectual by, say, next month:

    What shall we call the Religious Right?

    * Darwin's Dummies
    * Fucktards
    * Pedobear
    * Christ Potatoes
    * Diabetic Drive-Thru Disciples
    * Islamo-Fascists
    * Poop-bags
    * Jesus Goblins
    Wonkette : Wingnut Jesus Freaks Want New, Respectful Name

    You can vote at the link above.

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    I voted for Fucktards.
    (276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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    dead yet?
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    Being a diabetic I don't like that one. I like Jesus goblins or Christ potatoes.
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    I voted for Christ Potatoes.
    "Just because I walked into a turd supermarket doesn't mean I have to buy anything." - John Oliver

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    Can't we be retro and return to the good old days of Bible Bashers/Bible Thumpers?
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
    --Sinclair Lewis

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    Just call them the:

    Immoral Majority
    Jesus Juicers
    Idiots
    Palintologists

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    Palintologists gets my vote.
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    While you're busy making other plans ~ John Lennon

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    Palintologists is pure WIN!
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    Pedobears for Jesus!

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    I don't like the term "Christ Potatoes" because there's so many good things you could make from potatoes, like crispy hash browns. mmmmmmm

    I like Poop-bags beause there's nothing good that can from poop and that's what these freaks are made out of. Perfect. lol

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    I'll go with Palintologists....but where do we put the dollar sign?
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    £ailintologists?

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    I'll go with Palintologists....but where do we put the dollar sign?
    You have to put a dollar sign and a cross.


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    ^^Excellent! It's official..notify the appropriate wingnuts.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
    --Sinclair Lewis

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