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    Default Happy 45th B-Day to middle-aged anger bear Sarah Palin!

    Happy 45th Birthday To Middle-Aged Anger Bear Sarah Palin!

    Let Sarah be Sarah!Just a couple of years ago, Sarah Palin was a fresh young political personality. For battered and depressed Republicans who had just lost the House and Senate in an incredible pileup of corruption and perversion, it seemed like an impossible dream to have a happy, heterosexual family girl win a governorship — even if it was in some shoddy backwater like Juneau. Why, this Sarah Palin might just go all the way to the White House! Except she didn’t, and now she’s washed up.

    Thanks to national idiot Bill Kristol, Palin was plucked from obscurity just 18 months after winning the Alaska governor’s race. And then she proceeded to make a fool out of John McCain, while simultaneously guaranteeing the election of America’s first black socialist president. God, she sucked!

    And now she’s back home in the snowbilly trailer-trash burg of Wasilla, with her loser husband riding in circles around the house on a snowmobile, all night long, and her unmarried teen-aged daughter raising the grandchild of some random oxycontin dealer, and Trig dressed up like Shrek or something, who knows.

    Oh and her top legal adviser resigned in disgrace today. Troopergate, etc. Her outrageous outfits, all $175,000 of ‘em, still rot in garbage bags at RNC headquarters in D.C.

    Happy 45th birthday, Sarah Palin! Middle-aged people sometimes say “life begins at 40, or maybe 50,” or whatever, but not in your case. You’re done.
    Wonkette : Happy 45th Birthday To Middle-Aged Anger Bear Sarah Palin!

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    May she have many less.

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    And now she’s back home in the snowbilly trailer-trash burg of Wasilla, with her loser husband riding in circles around the house on a snowmobile, all night long, and her unmarried teen-aged daughter raising the grandchild of some random oxycontin dealer, and Trig dressed up like Shrek or something, who knows.
    *spits drink, laughs*
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    must piss her off she shares a birthday with Darwin.
    here I am, rock you like a hurricane.

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    ^^ hahaha

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    What do you get for the woman who has nothing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JR5597 View Post
    must piss her off she shares a birthday with Darwin.
    Actually, her birthday is the day before Darwin's, Feb 11th.

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    Bwahaha, I bet she was 100% sure she'd celebrate her birthday in the White House. Since she thought the VP got to live there too. Stupid Witch!

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    And now she’s back home in the snowbilly trailer-trash burg of Wasilla, with her loser husband riding in circles around the house on a snowmobile, all night long, and her unmarried teen-aged daughter raising the grandchild of some random oxycontin dealer, and Trig dressed up like Shrek or something, who knows.

    funniest thing i've read all day.
    snowbilly is my new favourite word.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    What do you get for the woman who has nothing?
    A map?
    Life is what happens to you
    While you're busy making other plans ~ John Lennon

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    ^^ She doesn't need one. She can see Russia from her house.

    Love your avvie, btw. What movie is that from?

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    Point Break.

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    I see Todd's only in 5th place in the Iron Dog. Maybe he won't win this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffy View Post
    Point Break.
    Thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoAmI View Post
    I see Todd's only in 5th place in the Iron Dog. Maybe he won't win this year.
    Oh, the shame that will hang over the Palin household if he doesn't win!
    "Oh! I've been looking for a red suede pump!"
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