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    Raccoons Attack Barack Obama



    In a stunning display of Republican racism, a band of devilish raccoons has invaded the White House grounds with a list of immediate demands, including War in Iran. If bitten by a raccoon, Barack Obama could suffer what Beltway Insiders are calling his most devastating setback in what has already been a catastrophic presidency: rabies.

    A small band of masked intruders has broken into the secure White House grounds and has evaded capture by agents of the new Obama administration, officials said today.

    The National Park Service is in pursuit of one very large raccoon and several medium-sized raccoons, who have been spotted roaming the grounds around the Executive Mansion and the West Wing, a spokesman said.

    “The idea of raccoons on the White House grounds give us great pause,” spokesman Bill Burton said.

    When will Barack Obama wake up and realize that the world isn’t some rainbow-filled, child-molesting unicorn farm, but is in fact very, very dangerous?
    Wonkette : Raccoons Attack Barack Obama

    Further story: Masked Intruders Roaming The White House Grounds - washingtonpost.com

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    Is that raccoon humping that dog?

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    LOL

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    what article? i only looked at the picture! lol
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    That's not the new White House puppy is it?


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    Racoons are sweet. We fostered two squirrels last spring, named them Daisy and Phillip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Is that raccoon humping that dog?
    Pervert! It is obvious the poor raccoon has bad eyesight & that is a seeing eye dog on duty. Shame on you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Pervert! It is obvious the poor raccoon has bad eyesight & that is a seeing eye dog on duty. Shame on you!!
    My mind was in the gutter..as usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    My mind was in the gutter..as usual.
    Naughty!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Naughty!
    I need a spanking.

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    I remember the rabbit that "attacked" Carter. That one was for real.

    Jimmy Carter rabbit incident - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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