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    Question Karl Rove (Satan Jr.) predicts landslide win for Barack Obama

    (CNN) John McCain and his aides are still banking on a come-from-behind victory Tuesday, but the GOP's most famous political strategist has already called the race for Barack Obama.
    Karl Rove, the man widely credited with engineering President Bush's two successful White House bids, is predicting the Illinois senator will take the White House in an Electoral College landslide, winning 338 votes to John McCain's 200. That would be the largest Electoral College victory since 1996, when Bill Clinton defeated Bob Dole in a 379-159 rout.
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    In an Electoral Map posted on Rove's Web site, the Republican mastermind predicts Obama victories in several key battlegrounds, including virtually all of the states where polls suggest he currently enjoys a slim advantage. In fact, Rove believes Missouri is the only crucial battleground state McCain will carry, while Obama scores victories in Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Colorado, New Mexico, Minnesota, and Iowa. Rove also thinks Obama will win traditionally-Republican Virginia.
    Rove predicts Obama landslide

    If this was anybody but Rove, I might be inclined to believe him. He's either up to something, or playing both sides.

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    I saw that on HuffPo this morning and didn't want to post it for fear of jinxing Obama...

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    If it's Karl Rove, he's up to something, that dirty bastard.

    Maybe he's trying to lull Obama supporters into a false sense of security so they won't vote. Well, f--k him and the horse he rode in on.

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    I'm beginning to believe he has been diagnosed with a terminal illness and finally doesn't care what the rest of the party thinks of him.

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    Hey the Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Washington Redskins so that means Obama will win. I trust that trend more than Karl Rove's opinon.
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    I heard over the radio that Kenyans have been in church and will stay there praying for an Obama victory.. I just hope that witch-hunter reverend that laid hands on Palin isn't involved!


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    would love to know the backstory with this! but we probably never will..
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBDSP View Post
    If it's Karl Rove, he's up to something, that dirty bastard.

    Maybe he's trying to lull Obama supporters into a false sense of security so they won't vote. Well, f--k him and the horse he rode in on.
    I bet this is it. He's EEEEEEVIL!!

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    he's up to something.


    in OTHER news
    OBAMA WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Here's another thought. Maybe he's projecting a landslide so that if it comes in 60/40 Obama or something like that, the pundits can say, see, the predicted landslide failed to materialize...Something like that.

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    LOLing at the thread title, King!

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    Somethin is funny here. Rove is not to be trusted. Maybe he was going for a jinx.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Somethin is funny here. Rove is not to be trusted. Maybe he was going for a jinx.
    trying to get people to stay home and not vote, a liar and conniver to the bitter end.

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    This scares me, though it has seemed as if he has been subtly distancing himself from the Maverick and the MILF for awhile now. Maybe he's trying to hang onto his own job as well.
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    I see Satan decided to visit from the pits and put his hooves into the situation.

    *grabs holy water and exorcism ritual book*

    Bring it!



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