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    Default Victoria Jackson rants incoherently, O'Reilly actually defends Obama from her crazy

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQPJXcMMHIo[/YOUTUBE]

    HOw hard is she hitting the bottle? And did anyone ever think she was funny?
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    Her reasoning is very funny! What a twit!
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    That was scary!
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    Holy shit she looks like Sally Struthers now.
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    Wow....she was never really funny anyway. Maybe this is her way of trying to be relevant???

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    She's always been nutty and apparently stupid.
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    What Country Kitchen buffet did they dig her out from under?
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    LOL Im just revisiting this thread wondering why anyone at Faux News would think anyone would give a hot quick fuck about what Janine Turner and Victoria Jackson think.
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    There are so few Hollywood stars that are Republican that they have to dig up really obscure ones.
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    She was scary but he was scarier! God O'rielly really is a smarmy git isn't hit? Ugh, the little quip about his 'highest rating show' and the arrogant rub of the nose. I'm so glad I don't get that channel here anymore! I don't know how anyone can watch him, regardless of their political standing.

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    What a wackjob.Bitch was never funny,and she still has that god awful hairdo.
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    The only thing funny about her was her voice, and now that she isn't reading lines written by comedy writers, it's clear there is nothing but a little air left between her ears.
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    I love the bit about 'that guy in China'. Yeah, dipshit, he was a fairly well known guy to, oh, large portions of the world and his name was Mao. Three letters, easy to remember.
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    Victoria Jackson in 1987

    SNL Transcripts: Steve Martin: 10/17/87: Weekend Update with Dennis Miller

    Victoria Jackson: Thank you, Dennis! [ sighs ] It seems absurd to me that, in 1987, the only women making headlines seem to be religious airheads, party girls and political strumpets. And then I just heard that Suzanne Somers is returning to prime time. These women have set back the feminist movement twenty years, and I, for one, am outraged!

    Dennis Miller: [ chuckling ] Victoria, I cannot believe that you're outraged, with your image.

    Victoria Jackson: What are you saying, Dennis?

    [ breaks into song ]

    "Just because of the way I look
    Just because of what I wear.
    Just because of how I act
    And how I fix my hair.
    You think you can label me
    But don't you dare.


    'Cause I am not a bimbo!

    So I giggle when I talk
    So I wiggle when I walk.
    I got extra body fat
    You gonna call me bimbo just for that?

    Just because my voice is high
    And my attitude is light
    It doesn't mean that I'm not serious
    I read Newsweek twice last night!
    So why should I be
    The brunt of your jokes, your mockery?

    When I am not a bimbo!"

    [ spoken ] I know how to work a Xerox machine, and it's really complicated. I know where the dipstick of my car is, you know when the engine is broken? I'm not stupid, I'm the opposite! Okay, I read my horoscope. But I don't always believe in it. I may be pruciferous. I may be vacuous. But I am not a bimbo. It has a negative connotation, or something.

    "I am not a bimbo!"

    [ jumps on desk, removes skirt and dances for Dennis' pleasure ]

    I am not a bimbo!

    So I dot my i's with hearts
    And I sleep with a teddy bear.
    It doesn't mean that I'm not smart
    I know all about the ozone layer.

    You see, I am not a bimbo!


    You know that the Second Law of Thermodynamics says the world is in a state of entropy?

    Dennis Miller: Really?

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