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    Default In effort to extend 15 minutes, Joe the Fake Plumber gets agent


    Guess who has got himself a fancy-schmancy agent?

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    That's right, it's Joe the Plumber.

    If he gets his way, Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, also known as "Joe the Plumber," plans to enjoy a lot more than just 15 minutes of fame. Two weeks after emerging as the Republican Party's favorite proxy for the American working man, Mr. Wurzelbacher has signed a management deal meant to keep him in the public eye past next week's election and earn him some money at the same time, preferably as a show business personality.

    "Joe the Plumber is fast becoming a brand," said Jim Della Croce, president of the Nashville-based Pathfinder Management group, who is part of the trio that will be representing Mr. Wurzelbacher from now on. "He is a dynamic speaker and an everyman who has become an overnight celebrity. It's going to be our job to find Joe's strengths and give him some options."

    God help us all. Some of Joe's "options" include recording a country album, a television talk show and of course, running for public office.
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    This is what they promised him..lawd, they've created two monsters this election cycle!
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    His 15 minutes will be up by Nov. 4. If Obama wins, we won't have to hear another word from this idiot.

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    Douche. Well, at least now Paris has some competition for the title of 'most useless American'.
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    I want Palin to mention Joe the Back-alley Abortionist.

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    I see a stint on "The Surreal Life" in his short lived 15 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by L1049 View Post
    I see a stint on "The Surreal Life" in his short lived 15 minutes.
    Forget 'The Surreal Life', I'll bet he'll be on 'Celebrity Rehab'. I mean, he does handle pipes for a living.

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    I'd like to see Cindy McCain on Celebrity Rehab, myself.

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    He's the everyman?

    The plumber without a license (operating illegally) who's a complete ignoramus on anything outside his back yard, who cheats his taxes and lies?
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    Leave it to the republicans to make a hero out of man who does not even pay his taxes!

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    This guy is such a douche.

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