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    Talking Chuck Norris says John McCain will die soon, and he will, cuz it's Chuck Norris


    Greg Mitchell reminds usof something that action star, and Republican, Chuck Norris said this past January, which Mike Huckabee looking on and not objecting:


    "Chuck Norris brought his tough-guy approach to the campaign trail Sunday, taking aim at John McCain's age and suggesting the Arizona senator might not last even a single term. Norris, an ardent supporter of Mike Huckabee, told reporters he believes serving as president accelerates the aging process 3-to-1. 'If John takes over the presidency at 72 and he ages 3-to-1, how old will he be in four years? Eighty-four years old and can he handle that kind of pressure in that job?' Norris said, as Huckabee looked on. 'That's why I didn't pick John to support, because I'm just afraid the vice president will wind up taking over his job within that four-year presidency.' added the action star."


    President Palin taking over the reins of the finance crisis, anyone? It's okay, you don't need to retire anyway.


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    Chuck's right. The presidency ages people at a faster rate, and if you're already old as dirt like McCain it's not likely that you'll survive the first term. And toss in health issues from being a former POW and cancer and that just increases the odds you won't make it.

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    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    hahhhh i own that movie. It's awful
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    Norris supports Huckabee; we're all going to die.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

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    ^^Norris stumped in Iowa for Huckabee. Moran.

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