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    David Letterman’s Top Ten On Sarah Palin

    Thu, 02 October 2008 at 10:46 am

    David Letterman poked fun at Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin during Wendesday night’s episode of The Late Show With David Letterman. (Last week, he bashed presidential hopeful John McCain for skipping his show.)
    Last night, the 61-year-old late night talk show host rattled off the “Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin’s Debate Camp”. Of course, the audience reaction was huge. Check them out for yourself:

    10 — “Let’s practice your bewildered silence”
    9 — “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
    8 –” Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
    7 — “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”
    6 — “We’re screwed!”
    5 — “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
    4 — “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30″
    3 — “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
    2 — “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van”
    1 — “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”
    To watch Letterman deliver this Top Ten list, visit CBS.com.


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    I love #1.

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    ^^Yeah number 1 is a great idea. Maybe they could substitute Tina Fey and the SNL writers could write her lines. It couldn't be worse and at least we'd be entertained.

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    LMAO, #1 is the best!
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    No. 10 is my favorite. Hopefully, we'll see some of that 'bewildered silence' tonight in the debates.

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    7 — “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”


    LOL

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    That pic of Palin is the first time I've noticed how very chola her eyebrows are. Maybe she has a little flavor after all.
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    Tina Fey for VP!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, I think Tina Fey should just start writing political speeches; that would be awesome!
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    #8 has me in tears from laughing too hard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    That pic of Palin is the first time I've noticed how very chola her eyebrows are. Maybe she has a little flavor after all.
    Yeah, and between that and the heavy blush and lip liner drawn around her mouth, she looks like a clown. The lip liner on the skin rather than the lips NEVER looks good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    9 — “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
    haha, thats my favorite!
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    That pic of Palin is the first time I've noticed how very chola her eyebrows are. Maybe she has a little flavor after all.
    never mess with a chick/ with lipliner
    no lipstick...no she's a chola wanna-be. I'd like to see some chola polar bears kick her ass.

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    #9. Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’

    I have a feeling we might hear ‘You betcha’ tonight.

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    Number 1 is priceless!



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    #8 does it for me. Actually, they all do. Love Letterman. McSame's no show really has Letterman riled up.
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