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    Talking John McCain needs 5000 bucks of drag queen makeup to look human on camera



    John McCain, whose ads skewer Barack Obama for his "celebrity" status, has his own close ties to show business, the new issue of Us Weekly reports exclusively.

    The 72-year-old was recently made TV-ready by makeup artist Tifanie White who's worked on So You Think You Can Dance and American Idol.

    McCain paid the 2002 beauty-school grad $5,583.43 for her services, according to the Federal Election Commission

    Usmagazine.com | News - EXCLUSIVE: John McCain Uses Idol Makeup Artist!
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    McCain paid the 2002 beauty-school grad $5,583.43 for her services, according to the Federal Election Commission

    She has now been nominated for an Academy Award for special effects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    McCain paid the 2002 beauty-school grad $5,583.43 for her services, according to the Federal Election Commission

    She has now been nominated for an Academy Award for special effects.

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    This is the before:



    I say she's earned it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    McCain paid the 2002 beauty-school grad $5,583.43 for her services, according to the Federal Election Commission

    She has now been nominated for an Academy Award for special effects.
    That's just wrong...but accurate.

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    I think she's been using too much bronzer lately. It looks like he has been cooking in the sun, and with his history of skin cancer, that is not the "face" you want to put forth to America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    McCain paid the 2002 beauty-school grad $5,583.43 for her services, according to the Federal Election Commission

    She has now been nominated for an Academy Award for special effects.

    That now qualifies her to work on such films as "Geriatric Park" and "Geeeezer: The Movie!"

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    The girl isn't getting paid enough. Making Nosferatu look alive is a miracle. She should charge more for her services.

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    Well, I think she is being paid too much. He still looks scary old and sick to me.
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    ^^^True, but imagine what he would look like without any makeup!




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    McCain paid the 2002 beauty-school grad $5,583.43 for her services
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