Holy shit! He was a POW? I didn't even know he had military experience. Hell, that alone qualifies him to be commander-in-chief. I thought the judgement he showed in picking an ex-beauty queen who led the Alaska National Guard on a commando raid into the heart of Russia as his VP was reason enough to vote for him. But this POW status is a game-changer. Now, if only he was married to a pill-popping trophy wife that would seal the deal.