Sarah Palin's church thinks it can "cure" gays. Up yours, bitch.

**Grimmlok** · September 3rd, 2008, 01:43 PM

Hmmm, no one could have predicted that the gay Republicans were a tad overzealous - one might even say "reckless" - in their hasty endorsement of McCain and Palin yesterday (yes they did). I guess vetting isn't a Republican strong point, straight or gay. Here's Palin's church, from TIME:

At the 11:15 a.m. Sunday service, hundreds sit in folding chairs, listening to a 20-minute sermon about the Book of Malachi and singing along to alt-rock praise songs. The only sign of culture warring in the whole production is an insert in the day's program advertising an upcoming Focus on the Family conference on homosexuality in Anchorage called Love Won Out. The group promises to teach attendees how to "respond to misinformation in our culture" and help them "overcome" homosexuality.

So does Palin think gays can be cured? Time for some enterprising reporter to ask the McCain campaign.

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Can anybody cure Palin from being a fascist bitch who buys this sky fairy bullshit non science?

Probably not. Not even the great spaghetti monster in the sky has that power.

**Sweetie** · September 3rd, 2008, 01:44 PM

^ LOL! That pictures cracks me up.

**WesCAdle** · September 3rd, 2008, 01:47 PM

Seriously, you can't make this shit up! Hey wasn't Malachi the creepy kid in Children of the Corn??

**gas_chick** · September 3rd, 2008, 01:48 PM

No he was the psycho red head. Are there really gay repubs that are not politicians in bathrooms?

**cheetopia** · September 3rd, 2008, 02:44 PM

Grimm... I'd like to see them try... mmmuuuhahahah!

**emkat** · September 3rd, 2008, 03:44 PM

I hate her more by the hour.

**greysfang** · September 3rd, 2008, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by emkat

I hate her more by the hour.

I adore her. She is the biggest gift McCain could have ever given the American people. Picking her will do a more thorough job of killing the GOP than a plane full of anthrax being dumped on the convention.

**twitchy2.0** · September 3rd, 2008, 03:59 PM

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG1vPYbRB7k&eurl=http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/[/youtube]

part two:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k84m2orSOaM&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

**cheetopia** · September 3rd, 2008, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by greysfang

I adore her. She is the biggest gift McCain could have ever given the American people. Picking her will do a more thorough job of killing the GOP than a plane full of anthrax being dumped on the convention.

Abso-freaking-lutely! I am praying that McCain keeps her all the way to the election. She's doing more to push Obama's numbers to a new all time high than anything ever done by his supporters!

**WesCAdle** · September 3rd, 2008, 04:19 PM

What ever happened to that part in the CONSTITUTION about the separation of Church and State???? These Masters Commissions Graduates I take it are going out not as missionaries and they are really "cool" (Whatever "Red-headed Sasquatch for Jesus - You look good" means). So part of their mission is to pray that they develop the natural resources of the state by destroying the natural resources of the state to make them rich with some gas pipeline - not conserve energy. And WTF is that about her son going to WAR being sent on a task from God - not one of my understanding. And finally can somebody please explain WHY is there a Tommy Lee size drum kit complete with professional looking studio screens??? It rather looked like a studio recording room sans the acoustics in there? Is this church a band too and how many of them are going on tour with her this time???? I don't get it!

As to the second clip, the prophesying the governorship - I think maybe the CO$ ought to be taking notes here regarding Hollyweird. I also liked giving Jesus a round of applause for making her governor - I wish a booming voice had said like Elvis - "Thank you, thank you very much" C'mon can these people be any cheesier. It's nice they believe but to bad they don't practice it out the door. Lastly the initials for the church she belonged to is "WAG" - to me that's a sign!

**ConstanceSpry** · September 3rd, 2008, 06:19 PM

Bush and his cronies have been pushing religion and trying to insinuate it into everything for the past 8 years. One Nation under God, don't you know!

Palin is cut from the same cloth. Bible-thumping, intolerant, hypocritical, screechy-voiced, holier-than-thou BITCH!!

**Str8_uncut-jock** · September 3rd, 2008, 07:25 PM

As batshit crazy as I think she is, I am afraid that there are so many more like her out there...she will bring them out in droves during this election.

**laynes** · September 3rd, 2008, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by Str8_uncut-jock

As batshit crazy as I think she is, I am afraid that there are so many more like her out there...she will bring them out in droves during this election.

God.. so true! I have family members like this. They're always trying to "save" my brother who's gay. At first it was offensive.. now it's just ridiculous!

**Str8_uncut-jock** · September 3rd, 2008, 07:32 PM

Say hello to my mother! She once told me that this country was going to hell in a handbasket with those "gays" ruining everything and those loose women "killing babies."

**Grimmlok** · September 3rd, 2008, 07:34 PM

Tell her without gays she wouldn't have interior furnishings, clothes, hair styles, or any style of anything at all.

Not to mention pretty much every facet of entertainment.

She has no idea how much we do.