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    Cool John McCain uses his thieving crackhead wife to attack Michelle Obama. LOLZ.

    It's sleazy as hell for one candidate to attack the other's wife. But it's even weirder for him to use his own scandal-ridden wife to do it. I mean, with all due respect, what moral authority does Cindy McCain have to start throwing stones at Mrs. Obama? Only one candidate's wife is a drug addict who actually stole drugs from poor children in order to feed her addiction. And that candidate is not Barack Obama. It's John McCain. People who live in glass pill boxes shouldn't cast stones.

    Oh, and not kidding about Cindy McCain being a drug addict and stealing drugs from children. The non-partisan Web site, Snopes.com, had this to say about Mrs. McCain's illicit drug addiction:


    In 1989, following two back surgeries, Cindy McCain became addicted to the painkillers Vicodin and Percocet. To keep up with her daily need of 10 to 15 pills, she used other people's names for prescriptions and stole drugs from the American Voluntary Medical Team, a mobile surgical unit she'd begun in 1988 to provide emergency medical services around the world. A 1993 DEA audit of the amount of painkillers her charity had obtained quickly uncovered her thefts. She avoided prosecution for those crimes through an agreement with the Justice Department in which she submitted to drug testing, paid a fine, performed community service in a soup kitchen, and joined Narcotics Anonymous. She also closed her medical charity


    Patriots don't steal drugs from children.

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    ^^I think the article forgot to add adulterer

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    Ya know what, screw the election. Stick McCain's and Obama's wife in a thunderdome, and the victor gets the White House. Make it a pay per view event.

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    Quote Originally Posted by L1049 View Post
    Ya know what, screw the election. Stick McCain's and Obama's wife in a thunderdome, and the victor gets the White House. Make it a pay per view event.
    LOL...Michelle would annihilate that stick insect...
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    There is not enough Vicodin & Percocet on the face of the earth that would make me want to sleep with John McCain!!!!

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