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    Bill Clinton: "My Wife Is Old and Forgets Major Events in Her Life"

    However you think about Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign and its Thelma and Louise-like gunning of the engine when the cliff's end is near, the saddest part has been the self-debasement of former President and wannabe First Gentleman Bill Clinton. He has been about as latently sexist regarding his wife (with all his references to, among other things, how the men are beating up on "a girl") as many others, although we're supposed to dismiss it with "Ho, ho, that's just the way Bill talks, that old Southern rascal." And in his speech in Indiana yesterday, he went completely batshit.

    Sure, the parade of lies he told about Clinton's Tuzla-landing hyperbole (or, you know, as we in the real world call it, "lie") is rather breathtaking for his strange insistence on trying to re-spin a story that had just about run its course for this part of the campaign, especially because he used an excuse for his wife that had already been taken apart by the mainstream press. For someone who is supposed to have political instincts like a hound has a sense of smell, it was a big fuckin' stumble, like instead of being the Fred Astaire of the stump, he became Jerry Lewis carrying a giant stack of plates.

    Then he compounded it by saying this: "And you woulda thought, you know, that she'd robbed a bank the way they carried on about this. And some of them when they're 60 they'll forget something when they're tired at 11 at night, too." You got that? The candidate's husband just told us, "Hey, my wife's so fuckin' old now that if it's past Geritol time, there's big fuckin' details that are gonna disappear from her brain." So he wants the Democrats to run someone against the old guy by proudly declaring that they have a candidate who is a forgetful elderly woman. And not just little league forgetful, like "Where the fuck are the keys?" distracted, but big-time "Wait, were they firing bullets at my child or not?" early-stages-Alzheimer's forgetful.

    And let's not even get into whatever the fuck Bill meant when he said people were treating Hillary "like Mata Hari" for what she said about Tuzla. Is Hillary Clinton a spy who fucks men for information or did we just get a little too much information on the Clintons' sex life, including fantasies involving Hillary as a bottomless espionage agent and Bill as a German officer feeding her little secrets to keep her coming back for more, offering pieces of the full plans of attack in return for oral, anal, and more? Maybe it's a reference to Mata Hari being executed for spying. Either way, fuckin' weird, like the rest of the speech.

    As the ex-President, there's ways for Bill Clinton to campaign, but he's acting like some attack dog surrogate stumping for Hillary Clinton. There's right ways to campaign, as when he says things like, "She'll be a better president than I was," which is charming, loving, and supportive, and it comes from his experience. But his attacks on Democrats, especially, are off-base and inappropriate, no matter who his wife is. A little goddamned dignity with respect to his former position would go a long fuckin' way.

    Even if you support Clinton as the Democratic nominee, the Bill distraction has gotten out of hand once too often. Time for someone to go back to his charity's office and the way-lucrative speaking circuit.

    Note: The Thelma and Louise reference above is intentional in both its positive and negative connotations: Positive because, ultimately, all that was left for the two women in that film were conformity to and imprisonment in a patriarchal system, so why not keep going; negative because, well, they crash and die (even if we don't see the car hit the canyon floor).

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    The candidate's husband just told us, "Hey, my wife's so fuckin' old now that if it's past Geritol time, there's big fuckin' details that are gonna disappear from her brain."
    But I bet she won't forget to kick his ass after that comment. With a husband like Bill, Hillary doesn't need enemies.

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    How about including the CONTEXT in which he made that remark? The above is someone else's interpretation of what he said.

    This is what he ACTUALLY said: "And you woulda thought, you know, that she'd robbed a bank the way they carried on about this. And some of them when they're 60 they'll forget something when they're tired at 11 at night, too."


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    forget 4 times over 4 months in major speeches, then have their staff running around trying to make everyone believe that it wasn't actually a lie, and THEN running around trying to convince people that it was a "one time slip of the mind"....

    hows that for context.
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    Has she ever said "Oh, I got that day mixed up with this other time I got off a helicopter and was sniped at." I mean, was there ever ANY factual basis for the remark?

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    What part of 'politicians bullshit' do people find it hard to understand? She got caught embellishing and apologized. Dumb move, but she's hardly the first to ever do it. Maybe we should also be paying attention to some of the subtler, broader kinds of lies other candidates are telling which are the ones that will ultimately affect our country. I don't see much apologizing going around for them.
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    no she didn't, she obfuscated and tried to explain it away, and then her staff AND husband continue to repeat it.
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    ^ well at least she didn't say her granny is scared of white women!
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    ^^No, she's just riding the political coattails of her husband after he publicly denied sleeping with the fat intern and then he got impeached for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    ^^No, she's just riding the political coattails of her husband after he publicly denied sleeping with the fat intern and then he got impeached for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LastLook View Post
    Would you cop to chunky strange?
    I dont' blame Bill for lying. I would've if I was him. And all of the Republicans I know that rip him for lying, I tell them that they would've done the same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    I dont' blame Bill for lying. I would've if I was him. And all of the Republicans I know that rip him for lying, I tell them that they would've done the same thing.
    That's the truth......I mean what man is going to admit they got a blow job when they know it means the wife will find out

    I remember a great old Eddie Murphy bit about how a man wouldn't admit it even if he's caught red handed...."Wasn't me"...then when left with no other choice he'll turn it into "yeah, i fucked her....but i make love to you"
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