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    If characters from "The Hills" were to emote about race, I imagine it would sound like Barack Obama's autobiography, "Dreams From My Father."

    Has anybody read this book? In so much as the book reveals Obama to be a flabbergasting lunatic, I gather the answer is no. Obama is about to be our next president: You might want to take a peek.

    Nearly every page -- save the ones dedicated to cataloguing the mundane details of his life -- is bristling with anger at some imputed racist incident. The last time I heard this much race-baiting invective I was ... in my usual front-row pew, as I am every Sunday morning, recieving the 'afrocentric nationalist' teachings of the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago.

    Obama tells a story about taking two white friends from the high school basketball team to a "black party." Despite their deep-seated, unconscious hatred of blacks, the friends readily accepted. At the party, they managed not to scream the N-word, but instead "made some small talk, took a couple of the girls out on the dance floor."

    But with his racial hair-trigger, Obama sensed the whites were not comfortable because "they kept smiling a lot." And then, in an incident reminiscent of the darkest days of the Jim Crow South ... they asked to leave after spending only about an hour at the party! It was practically an etiquette lynching!

    So either they hated black people with the hot, hot hate of a thousand suns, or they were athletes who had come to a party late, after a Saturday night basketball game.

    In the car on the way home, one of the friends empathizes with Obama, saying: "You know, man, that really taught me something. I mean, I can see how it must be tough for you and Ray sometimes, at school parties ... being the only black guys and all."

    And thus Obama felt the cruel lash of racism! He actually writes that his response to his friend's perfectly lovely remark was: "A part of me wanted to punch him right there."

    Listen, I don't want anybody telling Obama about Bill Clinton's "I feel your pain" line.

    Wanting to punch his white friend in the stomach was the introductory anecdote to a full-page psychotic rant about living by "the white man's rules."
    Obama's gaseous disquisition on the "white man's rules" leads to this charming crescendo: "Should you refuse this defeat and lash out at your captors, they would have a name for that, too, a name that could cage you just as good. Paranoid. Militant. Violent. Nigger."

    For those of you in the "When is Obama gonna play the 'N-word' card?" pool, the winner is ... Page 85! Congratulations!

    When his mother expresses concern about Obama's high school friend being busted for drugs, Obama says he patted his mother's hand and told her not to worry.

    This, too, prompted Obama to share with his readers a life lesson on how to handle white people: "It was usually an effective tactic, another one of those tricks I had learned: People were satisfied so long as you were courteous and smiled and made no sudden moves. They were more than satisfied, they were relieved -- such a pleasant surprise to find a well-mannered young black man who didn't seem angry all the time."

    First of all, I note that this technique seems to be the basis of Obama's entire presidential campaign. But moreover -- he was talking about his own mother! As Obama says: "Any distinction between good and bad whites held negligible meaning." Say, do you think a white person who said that about blacks would be a leading presidential candidate?

    The man is stark bonkersville.

    He says the reason black people keep to themselves is that it's "easier than spending all your time mad or trying to guess whatever it was that white folks were thinking about you."

    Here's a little inside scoop about white people: We're not thinking about you. Especially WASPs. In college, Obama explains to a girl why he was reading Joseph Conrad's 1902 classic, "Heart of Darkness": "I read the book to help me understand just what it is that makes white people so afraid. Their demons. The way ideas get twisted around. I helps me understand how people learn to hate."

    By contrast, Malcolm X's autobiography "spoke" to Obama. One line in particular "stayed with me," he says. "He spoke of a wish he'd once had, the wish that the white blood that ran through him, there by an act of violence, might somehow be expunged."

    Forget Rev. Jeremiah Wright -- Wright is Booker T. Washington compared to this guy! Welcome to AnnCoulter.com
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    I HATE YOU, ANN COULTER. I HATE YOU.



    I feel better. Whew.
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    Ann Coulter never gives up, does she?

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    God damnit ann just die already!

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    If people stop being outraged by her and giving her the reaction she wants, she will melt away just like the wicked witch of the west.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Ann Coulter never gives up, does she?
    I think Annies got asiaitic fever. Oddly enough, she mostly dates Muslims.

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    I have not read the book, but if what she says is true about what is said in the book why criticize Coulter for pointing out something Obama wrote?
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    Dear Anne,

    Please go get killed in the worst way posible.

    -Everyone who hates you, A.K.A., most everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ingi View Post
    I think Annies got asiaitic fever. Oddly enough, she mostly dates Muslims.
    Maybe one of them will declare a jihad on her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    If people stop being outraged by her and giving her the reaction she wants, she will melt away just like the wicked witch of the west.
    Agreed.

    But first, let's knee her in the testicles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    Agreed.

    But first, let's knee her in the testicles.
    oh hells yeah!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by suede View Post
    I have not read the book, but if what she says is true about what is said in the book why criticize Coulter for pointing out something Obama wrote?
    I haven't read the entire book, but have read excerpts from it. And what I've read makes me believe Obama has severe racial identity issues and gravitates to extremes out of repressed guilt. Just my opinion. I think he needs a good shrink.

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    hah, Coulter could stand one too, but i doubt they could survive a trip into her psychosis.. she's got gender issues up the wazoo
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    Actually she's pretty funny, albeit unintentionally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    Actually she's pretty funny, albeit unintentionally.
    that's the only reason I would willingly read an Ann Coulter column...

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