Condomleeza only person who can stop Billary!

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New book sez only Rice could keep Clinton from White House

BY CORKY SIEMASZKO
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER


New book hypes Rice run against Clinton

There is only one force on Earth capable of preventing Sen. Hillary Clinton from winning the White House in 2008 - and her name is Condoleezza Rice.
That is the thrust of a new book by former Bill Clinton adviser-turned-nemesis Dick Morris and his wife, Eileen McGann. A copy was obtained by the Daily News.

In "Condi vs. Hillary: The Next Great Presidential Race," Morris and McGann paint a potential presidential catfight as a struggle between good and evil - and New York's junior senator is wearing the black hat.

"There is one, and only one, figure in America who can stop Hillary Clinton: Secretary of State Condoleezza 'Condi' Rice," they write.

If elected, Clinton would "reinvent what we have called the secret police to destroy those who stand in her way."

"Hillary has a sense of entitlement that leaves her vulnerable to the temptations of financial misconduct," they write.

Clinton is not just "untested" by crisis, the authors write, but the former First Lady is a crybaby who "often succumbs to tears in times of adversity."

By contrast, Rice "never needed to exaggerate her record or credentials" and is an even better Christian than Clinton, according to the authors.

"Hillary has been embroiled in scandal after scandal, ever since she entered public life," they write. "In stark contrast, Condi's past is without blemish."

The authors also argue that Rice's chances would be better because she is single.

They even make this claim: "Her success has never been a matter of hitching her wagon to the political fortunes of any powerful man."

But a few pages later, they undermine their own argument by noting that Rice and President Bush are on a "shared journey" and that one of her political patrons was the first President Bush.

Morris, who was President Bill Clinton's political guru until a high-priced hooker revealed his toe-sucking fetish, has made a second career out of bashing the Clintons.

Sen. Clinton, who is running for reelection, declined to discuss the Morris book or the next presidential contest.

"Senator Clinton remains focused on being the best senator she can be for the people of New York," her spokesman, Philippe Reines, said.

Morris isn't the only Fox News fulminator with a book out about Sen. Clinton. Susan Estrich's "The Case for Hillary Clinton" is a Valentine to the former First Lady.

See, here's my take: Hillary has been in politics her whole life and knows how to play dirty, while Condomleeza has been relatively sheltered under the Bush family, and has dropped the ball on pretty much everything.

Hillary has more experience and could probably tear Condi apart on the campaign trail.. Condi's power is Bush and his cronies, not her own strengths.

[DisruptiveHair]

I hope McCain and/or Giuliani run in '08. Those two I could take, but Condi? Um...no. She'd just be more of the same.

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^^ that looks like she's staring out a window on the starship enterprise

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"Imma fuck dat Hillary bitch up, one time."

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^^ AHAHAHAH~!\

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Man, they made a lot of funny pictures about Condomleeza..

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Ok, to be fair I've been trying to find some funny pics of Hillary Clinton but so far, zippo. I would think there'd be a ton of stuff but I guess neocons just aren't that funny or something.

[UndercoverGator]

I'm hearing now that Hailey Barbour (redneckin' good ole boy Guvner of Mississippi) is being touted as a presidential possibility since Katrina. Gawd help us all if he gets elected as he was so far up Reagan's rear end that he saw the cancerous polyps first hand in the presidental colon.

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I don't think anybody will come out of Katrina looking anything but incompetent. There was no Giuliani in that situation.

[buttmunch]

Are you just discovering that neo-cons, by definition, are essentially humorless? Grimm, Grimm...you know better than that!

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Well no, but given their vehement hatred and loathing of Billary you'd think a couple of the more clever ones would have put on their funny hat and attempted something.

[zebracakes]

I hate to say it, but she looks halfway pretty with the makeover!