July 20th, 2007, 01:18 PM
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Bush's ass invaded; Cheney assumes Presidency
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WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney will serve as acting president briefly Saturday while President Bush is anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday.
Bush is scheduled to have the medical procedure, expected to take about 2 ½ hours, at the presidential retreat at Camp David, Maryland, Snow said.
Bush's last colonoscopy was in June 2002, and no abnormalities were found, Snow said.
The president's doctor had recommended a repeat procedure in about five years.
The procedure will be supervised by Dr. Richard Tubb and conducted by a multidisciplinary team from the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland, Snow said.
Cheney to be in charge during Bush colonoscopy - CNN.com
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I hope it gets stuck.
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July 20th, 2007, 01:27 PM
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July 20th, 2007, 01:46 PM
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Now the world will truly have proof that Bush has had his head up his ass for 4 years!
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July 20th, 2007, 02:21 PM
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I hope they run out of anesthesia . . . and lube.
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July 20th, 2007, 02:28 PM
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NOOOO!!!! BUSH don't die!!!!
I don't want Cheney!!!!! HE'S SCARY!!!!
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July 20th, 2007, 03:31 PM
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Hahahaa to the title, to the comments, to the entire scenerio. Classic! But no, I don't want Bush to die. I want him to live and see just how fucked up he made this world.
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July 20th, 2007, 03:32 PM
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Why, he doesn't care. He'll just retire to fucking Paraguay where his family is building a complex near a fresh water aquifer (Paraguar, btw, has no extradition treaty.. lots of ex-nazi's went there) and snort his money.
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July 20th, 2007, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by glamazon
NOOOO!!!! BUSH don't die!!!!
I don't want Cheney!!!!! HE'S SCARY!!!!
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Hate to break it to everyone, but Cheney has been running this country for years already. If something happened to Bush, it would just be out in the open.
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July 20th, 2007, 05:09 PM
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I wonder how many fundies they will find up there.
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July 20th, 2007, 06:11 PM
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You do have a way with titles!
The whole story is hilarious. They'll probably find Tony Blair when they go in there.
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July 20th, 2007, 06:52 PM
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Love the title of this story Grimm 
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July 21st, 2007, 06:06 AM
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Too much information.
EEEK, I cannot get the visual images out of my head.
There are some things I do not mind being kept in the dark about. Bush Butt is one of them.
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July 21st, 2007, 06:08 AM
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Two and a half HOURS?!?! Jeez, what the hell are they DOING up there? Is this being done at Area 51 for an alien ass probe?? My 'routine' colonoscopy takes 10 minutes tops.
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July 21st, 2007, 10:57 AM
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I bet they give him the good good drugs for this. Primo blow..
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July 21st, 2007, 11:43 AM
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Great thread title Grimmy.....
Hope the bitch dies...but we aren't that lucky are we??
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