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    LET THEM EAT TOFU!
    By ANN COULTER
    Thu Mar 1, 6:22 PM ET


    Even right-wingers who know that "global warming" is a crock do not seem to grasp what the tree-huggers are demanding. Liberals want mass starvation and human devastation.

    Forget the lunacy of people claiming to tell us the precise temperature of planet Earth in 1918 based on tree rings. Or the fact that in the '70s liberals were issuing similarly dire warnings about "global cooling."

    Simply consider what noted climatologists Al Gore and Melissa Etheridge are demanding that we do to combat their nutty conjectures about "global warming." They want us to starve the productive sector of fossil fuel and allow the world's factories to grind to a halt. This means an end to material growth and a cataclysmic reduction in wealth.

    There are more reputable scientists defending astrology than defending "global warming," but liberals simply announce that the debate has been resolved in their favor and demand that we shut down all production.

    They think they can live in a world of only Malibu and East Hampton -- with no Trentons or Detroits. It does not occur to them that someone has to manufacture the tiles and steel and glass and solar panels that go into those "eco-friendly" mansions, and someone has to truck it all to their beachfront properties, and someone else has to transport all the workers there to build it. (And then someone has to drive the fleets of trucks delivering the pachysandra and bottled water every day.)

    Liberals are already comfortably ensconced in their beachfront estates, which they expect to be unaffected by their negative growth prescriptions for the rest of us.

    There was more energy consumed in the manufacture, construction and maintenance of Leonardo DiCaprio's Malibu home than is needed to light the entire city of Albuquerque, where there are surely several men who can actually act. But he has solar panels to warm his house six degrees on chilly Malibu nights.

    Liberals haven't the foggiest idea how the industrial world works. They act as if America could reduce its vast energy consumption by using fluorescent bulbs and driving hybrid cars rather than SUVs. They have no idea how light miraculously appears when they flick a switch or what allows them to go to the bathroom indoors in winter -- luxuries Americans are not likely to abandon because Leo DiCaprio had solar panels trucked into his Malibu estate.

    Our lives depend on fossil fuel. Steel plants, chemical plants, rubber plants, pharmaceutical plants, glass plants, paper plants -- those run on energy. There are no Mother Earth nursery designs in stylish organic cotton without gas-belching factories, ships and trucks, and temperature-controlled, well-lighted stores. Windmills can't even produce enough energy to manufacture a windmill.

    Because of the industrialization of agriculture -- using massive amounts of fossil fuel -- only 2 percent of Americans work in farming. And yet they produce enough food to feed all 300 million Americans, with plenty left over for export. When are liberals going to break the news to their friends in Darfur that they all have to starve to death to save the planet?

    "Global warming" is the left's pagan rage against mankind. If we can't produce industrial waste, then we can't produce. Some of us -- not the ones with mansions in Malibu and Nashville is my guess -- are going to have to die. To say we need to reduce our energy consumption is like saying we need to reduce our oxygen consumption.

    Liberals have always had a thing about eliminating humans. Stalin wanted to eliminate the kulaks and Ukranians, vegetarian atheist Adolf Hitler wanted to eliminate the Jews, Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger wanted to eliminate poor blacks, DDT opponent Rachel Carson wanted to eliminate Africans (introduction to her book "Silent Spring" written by ... Al Gore!), and population-control guru Paul Ehrlich wants to eliminate all humans.

    But global warming is the most insane, psychotic idea liberals have ever concocted to kill off "useless eaters." If we have to live in a pure "natural" environment like the Indians, then our entire transcontinental nation can only support about 1 million human beings. Sorry, fellas -- 299 million of you are going to have to go.

    Proving that the "global warming" campaign is nothing but hatred of humanity, these are the exact same people who destroyed the nuclear power industry in this country 30 years ago.

    If we accept for purposes of argument their claim that the only way the human race can survive is with clean energy that doesn't emit carbon dioxide, environmentalists waited until they had safely destroyed the nuclear power industry to tell us that. This proves they never intended for us to survive.

    "Global warming" is the liberal's stalking horse for their ultimate fantasy: The whole U.S. will look like Amagansett, with no one living in it except their even-tempered maids (for "diversity"), themselves and their coterie (all, presumably, living in solar-heated mansions, except the maids who will do without electricity altogether). The entire fuel-guzzling, tacky, beer-drinking, NASCAR-watching middle class with their over-large families will simply have to die.

    It seems not to have occurred to the jet set that when California is as poor as Mexico, they might have trouble finding a maid. Without trucking, packaging, manufacturing, shipping and refrigeration in their Bel-Air fantasy world, they'll be chasing the rear-end of an animal every time their stomachs growl and killing small animals for pelts to keep their genitals warm.
    LET THEM EAT TOFU! - Yahoo! News

    In the spirit of the (M)Ann Coulter hatefest this week, let's all make fun of her weekly op-ed. This week's loony rant focuses on *gasp* evil liberals and the ridiculousness of not wanting to pollute the earth in every way imaginable.
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    I think that Ann Coulter is basically a troll who makes shit up to get a reaction.

    Almost every sentence of this "article" is a lie.

    Liberals want mass starvation and human devastation.
    Total lie, but it's the thesis of her piece, so she gets a pass.

    Forget the lunacy of people claiming to tell us the precise temperature of planet Earth in 1918 based on tree rings.
    Who is doing this? I thought scientists were using ice cores (allowing them to go way back), among other types of data... all of which corroborate the same information, that global warming is happening. Plus, the historical temperature records, using umm thermometers would go back further than 1918. Is Coulter discounting thermometers?

    Furthermore, even if scientists were using tree rings to calculate temperatures, why is that lunacy? It may very well be lunacy, but just stating it don't make it so.

    Or the fact that in the '70s liberals were issuing similarly dire warnings about "global cooling."
    To equivocate on the scientific consensus of global cooling and global warming is complete and utter conservative bullshit propaganda. For more information on the global cooling theory (which was in no way as widely confirmed or written about as global warming) see Global cooling - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


    Simply consider what noted climatologists Al Gore and Melissa Etheridge are demanding that we do to combat their nutty conjectures about "global warming." They want us to starve the productive sector of fossil fuel and allow the world's factories to grind to a halt.
    What purpose does calling Al Gore a climatologist serve? Is it supposed to be funny? Anyways, in An Inconvenient Truth, Gore specifically states that we don't need to choose between our economy and reducing carbon emissions. He also mentions that it will in fact spur our economy because we can be a world leader in producing greener energy sources: think about it people, somebody has to make the solar panels and wind turbines. Right now, it isn't us.

    There are more reputable scientists defending astrology than defending "global warming,"
    Pure trollish bullshit.

    but liberals simply announce that the debate has been resolved in their favor and demand that we shut down all production.
    Who are these purported liberals making these demands to shut down all production? I have heard common sense solutions for reducing emissions. Things like, using CF light bulbs, driving less, using higher MPG cars, developing alternative energy sources.

    There was more energy consumed in the manufacture, construction and maintenance of Leonardo DiCaprio's Malibu home than is needed to light the entire city of Albuquerque
    Yeah... right.

    But he has solar panels to warm his house six degrees on chilly Malibu nights.
    Is Coulter denying the efficacy of solar panels? Does she have some information proving that they do not work? Does she also realize they can do more than heat, that they can in fact be used for electricity? They don't have have to make up for 100% of a home's electrical consumption, but they can help.

    Liberals haven't the foggiest idea how the industrial world works. They act as if America could reduce its vast energy consumption by using fluorescent bulbs and driving hybrid cars rather than SUVs.
    Well... couldn't it? Doesn't using less energy reduce energy consumption? WTF.

    They have no idea how light miraculously appears when they flick a switch
    Yeah those idiotic scientists behind global warming have no idea how electricity works.

    It keeps going, but I don't have the time, or the stomach, to continue.

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    Without trucking, packaging, manufacturing, shipping and refrigeration in their Bel-Air fantasy world, they'll be chasing the rear-end of an animal every time their stomachs growl and killing small animals for pelts to keep their genitals warm.
    ok then

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    SHUT UP YOU STUPID BITCH!!! Just go the fuck away!
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Oh right, this is mAnn Coulter, the "The bible says to rape the world. It says take it, use it as you want, its yours" fame.

    How long will that last before you're convulsing in bed because of mercury poisoning?
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