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Old November 9th, 2005, 05:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dick Cheney's annual poultry-plugging pilgrimage to South Dakota is again drawing fire from animal-rights activists. "When we first heard that Dick Cheney was hunting pheasants, we thought that it might be a misspelling of 'peasants,'" PETA rep Jen McClure told us. "His hunt for Osama failed, so he's now reduced to hunting small birds." The Veep was blasted last year when word got out that he killed an estimated 70 ring-necked pheasants in a single morning at a hunt club in Pennsylvania
Ok, 70 FUCKING BIRDS IN ONE MORNING?
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Old November 9th, 2005, 02:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ok, 70 FUCKING BIRDS IN ONE MORNING?
I'm sorry but even I, the hunting, meat-eating, fur-wearing anti-PC'er is offended by the fucking "hunter tourists" that think going to a game farm and doing the equivilant of shooting fish in a barrel is hunting.

If you want to hunt, get out your woolies and go freeze your ass off in the forest like a real hunter.

And Dick, please forget your orange hat and vest... we don't want you to scare off the animals
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That's just fucking bloodlust, something he exhibits more and more.
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Yes, he would probably rather hunt people, but knows he can't, and sublimates by killing small unarmed animals. Hope they peck his eyes out.
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Ah...a remake of 'The Birds' with Dick Cheney in the Tippi Hendron role...I'd pay top dollar to see that.
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