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    SURRENDER BY ANY OTHER NAME
    By Ann Coulter

    How did we go from winning the war in Iraq to losing overnight? Was this decided by the same committee that changed "Peking" to "Beijing"?

    These word changes are a fortiori evidence that liberals are part of a conspiracy. On what date did "horrible" and "actress" vanish from the English language to be replaced with "horrific" and "actor"? Who decided that? (Meanwhile, I'm still writing "Puff Daddy" in my nightly dream journal when everybody else has started calling him "Diddy.")

    When did "B.C." (before Christ) and "A.D." (anno Domini, "in the year of the Lord") get replaced with "BCE" (before the common era) and "CE" (common era)? "Withdrawal" is "redeployment," "liberal" is "progressive," and "traitorous" is "patriotic."

    These new linguistic conventions -- like going from "winning" to "losing" in Iraq -- simply spread like an invisible bacterial invasion.

    To be sure, last month the Democrats did win a narrow majority in Congress for the first time in more than a decade. And it cannot be denied that for the past 50 years, Democrats have orchestrated humiliating foreign policy defeats for America. So it is understandable that some might interpret their midterm gains as a mandate for another humiliating defeat.

    But that's not what the Democrats told Americans when they were running for office. To the contrary, they claimed to be gun-totin' hawks. A shockingly high number of Democratic candidates this year actually fought in wars. And not just the war on poverty, either -- real wars, against men with guns.

    It was a specific plan of Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee chair Rep. Rahm Emanuel (news, bio, voting record) to fake out the voters by recruiting anti-war veterans to run against Republicans. (And when did "chairman" become "chair"?)

    To the credit of the voters -- especially the American Legion and VFW -- the Democrats didn't fool enough Americans to even match the average midterm gains for the party out of power.

    But the point is: You can't run as a phony patriot and then claim your victory is a mandate for surrender. That would be like awarding yourself undeserved Purple Hearts and then pretending to throw them over the White House wall in protest. No, that's not fair -- nothing could be as contemptible as throwing someone else's medals on the ground in protest.

    Is it the report of the "Iraq Surrender Group" that suddenly caused everyone to say we're losing?

    The ISG report was about what you'd expect if the ladies from "The View" were asked to come up with a victory plan for Iraq. We need to ask Syria to tell Hamas to stop calling for the destruction of Israel. Duh! "Dear Hamas, Do you like killing Jews, or do you LIKE killing Jews? Check yes or no."

    Most of the esteemed members of the ISG were last seen on the "Dead or Alive?" Web site. Vernon Jordan's most recent claim to fame was getting Monica Lewinsky a job at Revlon when she was threatening Bill Clinton with the truth. He's going to figure out an honorable way to get out of Iraq?

    We're still trying to figure out a six-part test from some decision Sandra Day O'Connor wrote back in 1984, but now she's going to tell us what to do in Iraq.

    Have things changed on the ground in Iraq? Are our troops being routed? Hardly. The number of U.S. fatalities has gone from a high of 860 deaths in 2004 to 845 in 2005, to 695 through November of this year. If the Islamic fascists double their rate of killing Americans in the next month, there will still be fewer American fatalities in Iraq this year than in the previous two years.

    Admittedly, it would be a little easier to track our progress in Iraq if the Pentagon would tell us how many of them we're killing, but apparently our Pentagon is too spooked by the insurgents posing as civilians to mention the deaths of our enemies.

    Moreover, it might seem churlish to mention the number of Islamic lunatics we've killed during the holy month of Ramadan. Half the time we do anything to them, it's "the holy month of Ramadan." It's always Ramadan. When on Earth is Ramadan over?

    It's true that no one anticipated that al-Qaida sympathizers would stream into Iraq to fight the Great Satan after Saddam fled to a spider hole, but that's because everyone expected al-Qaida to be fighting us here.

    Like "Peking," that's something else we can't say anymore: the amazing absence of another 9/11-style terrorist attack in the past five years. The heart of the insurgency in Iraq is, by definition, composed of Islamic terrorists who hate the Great Satan, own an overnight bag and are willing to travel to kill Americans. But don't worry: The Iraq Surrender Group feels sure they won't come here if we pull out of Iraq.

    If absolutely nothing changed in Iraq over the next few years -- if it didn't continue to get better and if the savages never lost heart (I'm assuming they subscribe to "TimesSelect") -- by 2010, 6,000 brave American troops will have died to prevent another 9/11 terrorist attack on American soil for a decade.

    If that's a war Americans think we're "losing," Osama bin Laden was right: We are a paper tiger.
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    I hate this bitch. She puts the cunt in country. She's a fool if she fails to see the detrimental ramifications this idiot president has done to the rest of the world.

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    Let mnme dissect this:

    SURRENDER BY ANY OTHER NAME
    By Ann Coulter

    How did we go from winning the war in Iraq to losing overnight?
    Uh, you've been losing the entire fucking time! Do you not read anything beyond what your Chimpenfuhrer tells you too? Are you that fucking stupid that you take everything he says at face value?

    Boy, you're some stupid cunt. The rest of us intelligent, sane and LIBERAL people have been saying this for YEARS. Your stupid ass is way behind the curve.

    Was this decided by the same committee that changed Peking" to "Beijing"?

    These word changes are a fortiori evidence that liberals are part of a conspiracy.
    Oh yes, liberals caused the non-existent planning for this war, liberals have been running it, and liberals haven't been saying I TOLD YOU SO for the last half decade, noooo...

    On what date did "horrible" and "actress" vanish from the English language to be replaced with "horrific" and "actor"?
    Does it matter? Oh right, you're a conservative. Everything must remain rigid and unchanging just so you dont wet your manties out of fear.

    Who decided that? (Meanwhile, I'm still writing "Puff Daddy" in my nightly dream journal when everybody else has started calling him "Diddy.")
    Yeah, that's because you're stupid and slow. Oh, and who cares?

    When did "B.C." (before Christ) and "A.D." (anno Domini, "in the year of the Lord") get replaced with "BCE" (before the common era) and "CE" (common era)?
    When the rest of your troglodyte friends realized the fucking planet didn't revolve around your particular sky fairy.

    "Withdrawal" is "redeployment,"
    Uh, when you redeploy your forces to assure a smooth transition to the Iraqi government?

    "liberal" is "progressive,"
    Oh that happened when your uptight, fascist kind made 'liberal' a dirty word in the US. That's you're own fault.

    and "traitorous" is "patriotic."
    Right about the time you started spying on your own citizens without warrant, tortured people, and destroyed civil rights. To you freaks, that's patriotism.

    These new linguistic conventions -- like going from "winning" to "losing" in Iraq -- simply spread like an invisible bacterial invasion.
    No, it's been rotting this whole time but you've had your head so far up your ass for 4 years you've been unable to see or smell anything but your own stupid shit.

    To be sure, last month the Democrats did win a narrow majority in Congress for the first time in more than a decade. And it cannot be denied that for the past 50 years, Democrats have orchestrated humiliating foreign policy defeats for America.
    Yeah, like winning the second world war, calling you assholes out on Iran/Contra, and generally presiding over the most peaceful eras of your stupid existence until some Repuke came along to break shit.

    So it is understandable that some might interpret their midterm gains as a mandate for another humiliating defeat.
    Yes, a defeat.. sorry, who's been in office for the last 50 years and steered the nation pretty damn well until you freaks fuck things up? Oh right, Democrats..

    But that's not what the Democrats told Americans when they were running for office. To the contrary, they claimed to be gun-totin' hawks. A shockingly high number of Democratic candidates this year actually fought in wars. And not just the war on poverty, either -- real wars, against men with guns.
    yeah, something you and your neocon brethren have never done. You're too busy rolling your trust fund 100 dollar bills up and snorting your inheritence.

    It was a specific plan of Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee chair Rep. Rahm Emanuel (news, bio, voting record) to fake out the voters by recruiting anti-war veterans to run against Republicans. (And when did "chairman" become "chair"?)
    Faking out? How the fuck do you fake out the public with a bunch of VETERANS who are against this moronic war?

    To the credit of the voters -- especially the American Legion and VFW -- the Democrats didn't fool enough Americans to even match the average midterm gains for the party out of power.
    People have become far more stupid and apathetic in the last 20 years. You've helped, thanks so much.

    But the point is: You can't run as a phony patriot and then claim your victory is a mandate for surrender.
    You can't run as a phony patriot and proclaim 'Victory or death!' when your kids aren't the ones dyhing in a useless war of choice that was lost the minute it was launched because YOU AND YOUR RETARDED COLLEAGUES ARE OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE AND DRUNK ON YOUR OWN IDEOLOGY!

    That would be like awarding yourself undeserved Purple Hearts and then pretending to throw them over the White House wall in protest. No, that's not fair -- nothing could be as contemptible as throwing someone else's medals on the ground in protest.
    .. or claiming patriotism and strength, while throwing LIVES into a woodchipper of your own making and laughing the whole time.

    Is it the report of the "Iraq Surrender Group" that suddenly caused everyone to say we're losing?
    No, it's their job to point out the fucking obvious, retard.

    The ISG report was about what you'd expect if the ladies from "The View" were asked to come up with a victory plan for Iraq.
    I'd rather have Star Jones running shit than the party of Terri Fucking Schiavo drooling all over the nuke launch buttons!

    We need to ask Syria to tell Hamas to stop calling for the destruction of Israel. Duh! "Dear Hamas, Do you like killing Jews, or do you LIKE killing Jews? Check yes or no."
    Yes, you do. Since you've had your head up your ass for the last 4 years I guess you haven't realized that HARD power hasnt worked.. in fact, it's made shit WAY worse. Try diplomacy, fucknut. Tell the Jews and Arabs to stop killing each other and work out a way how.

    Most of the esteemed members of the ISG were last seen on the "Dead or Alive?" Web site. Vernon Jordan's most recent claim to fame was getting Monica Lewinsky a job at Revlon when she was threatening Bill Clinton with the truth. He's going to figure out an honorable way to get out of Iraq?
    Well he managed to get her the job, so far Chimpy has lost an entire city, bankrupted your country to the Chinese, broken the military, killed hundreds of thousands of people...

    So far, Revlon boy has a better track record with just one cumstained bimbo!

    We're still trying to figure out a six-part test from some decision Sandra Day O'Connor wrote back in 1984, but now she's going to tell us what to do in Iraq.
    Aww did it go over your collective heads? Big surprise. Critical thinking never was a Republican strong point.

    Have things changed on the ground in Iraq? Are our troops being routed?
    Bahgdad cant even be secured, mortar fire raines on the green zone daily, fallujah was wiped out but has been restocked with fighters, the entire Anbar province is being abandoned as un-policeable and sectarian violence has risen to atronomical levels.

    Hardly. The number of U.S. fatalities has gone from a high of 860 deaths in 2004 to 845 in 2005, to 695 through November of this year. If the Islamic fascists double their rate of killing Americans in the next month, there will still be fewer American fatalities in Iraq this year than in the previous two years.
    That, and your tallies for US military deaths are totally fucking off. Stop listening to chimpy!

    Admittedly, it would be a little easier to track our progress in Iraq if the Pentagon would tell us how many of them we're killing, but apparently our Pentagon is too spooked by the insurgents posing as civilians to mention the deaths of our enemies.
    Oh, the Pentagon run by RUMSFELD? You're bosom-fucking-buddy? Gee, no wonder you don't have accurate information! That's you're own fucking fault!

    Moreover, it might seem churlish to mention the number of Islamic lunatics we've killed during the holy month of Ramadan. Half the time we do anything to them, it's "the holy month of Ramadan." It's always Ramadan. When on Earth is Ramadan over?
    No, it would be ACCURATE of you. That's what keeping a bodycount is for, so you can tell if you're FUCKING WINNING. Jesus Christ you're dense.

    As for Ramadan, consult a fucking calendar. Do they not sell them in your Anus-centric gift shop? Your face is pressed right up against it!

    It's true that no one anticipated that al-Qaida sympathizers would stream into Iraq to fight the Great Satan after Saddam fled to a spider hole, but that's because everyone expected al-Qaida to be fighting us here.
    Yeah, another piece of misinformation gladly vomited up by this tranny.. stupid bitch, your own generals say Al Qaeda account for roughly 2% of the violence. 2 fucking percent! What do you suppose the rest is? How about pissed off Baath-ists and the 200,000 or so pissed off soldiers you FIRED the second you got there? How about regular civilians taking revenge on their families dying by joining one of these groups to wage sectarian war?

    WHY THE FUCK ISNT THIS AS OBVIOUS TO YOU AS IT IS TO THE REST OF US?!

    Oh right, you're a complete idiot.

    Like "Peking," that's something else we can't say anymore: the amazing absence of another 9/11-style terrorist attack in the past five years.
    Oh yes, a wonderful example of specious reasoning. 85% of the people in Gitmo have been released as they were scooped up in ERROR. Your terror plan is working real well. I guess you missed the part where london got bombed, and madrid..

    The heart of the insurgency in Iraq is, by definition, composed of Islamic terrorists who hate the Great Satan, own an overnight bag and are willing to travel to kill Americans.
    Uh no, the heart is a bunch of religious nuts and revenge seekers killing each other. Another blatantly obvious fact somehow missed by the giant adams apple of Mann Coulter.

    But don't worry: The Iraq Surrender Group feels sure they won't come here if we pull out of Iraq.
    *eyeroll*

    If absolutely nothing changed in Iraq over the next few years -- if it didn't continue to get better
    Continue to get better? When did it start? Hello? EVERYONE HAS FINALLY ADMITTED IT HAS GOTTEN CONTINUOUSLY WORSE! Wtf, you live in fucking la-la land. Crazy bitch.

    and if the savages never lost heart (I'm assuming they subscribe to "TimesSelect") -- by 2010, 6,000 brave American troops will have died to prevent another 9/11 terrorist attack on American soil for a decade.
    Let me say it again: IRAQ IS NOT A CENTRAL FRONT FOR AL QAEDA. Your generals say this. Your military planners say this. The people on the ground in a war you and your kind would never, ever have the balls to fight in say this.

    Who the fuck are you to say otherwise?

    If that's a war Americans think we're "losing," Osama bin Laden was right: We are a paper tiger.
    You've already lost, and Iraq is tearing itself apart thanks to your incompetence. Oh right, and your friends the Saudis? They caused 9/11, and they just said that if the country breaks up they will funnel money to the Sunni extremists to help them win.

    Nice friends you got there, are you ever going to say anything to them? Hmm? Of course not. They keep your man-self in SUV's and cheap plastic earrings that do nothing to disguise your shrivelled cock.
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    ^^^ Thank you. Nailed it. That about says it all. Kudos.

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    I HATE her..I know it's evil..but I really wish the bitch would just DIE.
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    Grimmlock is allways getting through their bull***.
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    Brilliant Grimm! God, I hate that biatch. She needs to just stfu and end up the love slave of some super conservy man, chained to the bed post with just enough chain to reach the kitchen. Let her practice what she preaches, lil blonde haired horse faced hypocrite.

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    Grimmlok, I wish you could go on a TV program with Ann Coulter and cut her down to size. We are really saturated with her moronic commentary in the good ole USA. And nobody seems willing to tell her to STFU.

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    OMFG so brilliant *sheds a tear* & *applauds* that was soooo awesome. Will you send that to her please or post it on a billboard in front of her D.C. condo?!

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