I know this should go in the Jokes forum, but........

George Rumsfeld gives Dubya his daily briefing and reports "I am sorry to tell you that we have confirmed 3 Brazilian deaths" at which the POTUS groans and buries his head in his hands, much to the alarm of his aides who have never seen him show such compassion and concern. After a while he raises his weary head and asks "OK, so how many is a brazillian?"