Your daily Bush: can't do without them, right?

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Smirky McChimpface, evidence of Reverse Evolution?

[buttmunch]

OH, I love you people sometimes....you made my rather shitty day a bit better....

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Oooh, I got edited for individual pic posts. I just thought I'd do one pic per post, in case people were gonna respond by using "quote" and you'd get ALL the pics again. Oh well.

Buttmunch: you only love some of us SOMETIMES?:p

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[SVZ]

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Originally Posted by SVZ

Cough, choke :p

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.


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Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Mr. Authority]

Originally Posted by SVZ

Heh
Let's not forget this other classic photo:

[buttmunch]

Buttmunch: you only love some of us SOMETIMES?

I love some of you some of the time and the rest once in awhile.:p :p

Now, stop stealing my jokes....that brazillian one was mine from the old board!!

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Originally Posted by buttmunch

I love some of you some of the time and the rest once in awhile.:p :p

Now, stop stealing my jokes....that brazillian one was mine from the old board!!

Was it? I got it off an anti-Shrub board:p Ah well, great minds think alike

[buttmunch]

No worries. It is one that's always worth repeating...

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."—Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.

"So please give cash money to organizations that are directly involved in helping save lives — save the life who had been affected by Hurricane Katrina." —George W. Bush, Washington D.C., Sept. 6, 2005

"I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." —George W. Bush, Poplarville, Miss., Sept. 5, 2005

"We've got a lot of rebuilding to do. First, we're going to save lives and stabilize the situation. And then we're going to help these communities rebuild. The good news is -- and it's hard for some to see it now -- that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house -- he's lost his entire house -- there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." --George W. Bush, touring hurricane damage, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005

"The best place for the facts to be done is by somebody who's spending time investigating it." —George W. Bush, on the probe into how CIA agent Valerie Plame's identity was leaked, Washington D.C., July 18, 2005

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Bush making the "Hook 'em Horns" symbol, not the "satan salute" reported by the ignorant European media.



Bush is like "this kid's head makes a great hand rest."



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



"So...you're telling me this ISN'T Groucho Marx?"



Bush endorses Presidential Scrabbl-able.



Throws like a girl.



So does his daddy.

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OMG, those last two pics are hilarious!

Republican prayer.

"Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want. He leadeth me beside the still factories, He maketh me to lie down on park benches, He restoreth my doubts about the Republican party, He guideth me onto the paths of unemployment for the party's sake. I do fear the evildoers, for thou talkst about them constantly. Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy deficit spending They do discomfort me. Thou anointeth me with never-ending debt, And my savings and assets shall soon be gone. Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me, And my jobless children shall dwell in my basement forever."

America's Most Intelligent President
There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says " I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So he takes a parachute and jumps.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute".

The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag ..."