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    Is DeLay delaying ravages of age?
    Did Tom DeLay have a face lift?

    Nip-and-tuck aficionados have been buzzing about the strangely stretched visage in the mug shot of the former Majority Leader, who is facing charges of conspiracy and money laundering.

    The folks at AwfulPlasticSurgery.com have studied the recent pic and an earlier one, and concluded that DeLay has had a nose job. “One nostril is almost nonexistent, while the other looks normal,” it notes, adding, “Sometimes, when a rhinoplasty surgery goes wrong, there can be problems with nostrils healing properly.”

    Additionally, bloggers have dug up info that when DeLay was elected majority leader, he had his teeth capped and that he once had his eyelids lifted, supposedly to help his vision.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    Probably from all the coke snorted with Shrub
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    PS won't help him; he needs a lobotomy and a brain transplant.

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    And someone needs to surgically remove that smug smile from his mug.
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