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    hehe I at least can make fun of myself without being offended.

    I'm gonna take some kittens as hostages if ppl don't play nice around here. You don't know what I'm capable of.

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    Nooooooo...not the wittle kitties!!!!

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    Just don't make any more kitty-fur g-strings & pasties. That's SO tacky, Mooms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Aw, how sweet, with all that sugary mushy winking at our beloved Mooms.
    Very sugary.

    Incredibly mushy.

    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    If I had the time and energy like someone we know, I'd go thru each and every one of the 20 listed and tear it all apart with logic and evidence... I only did one cuz I'm lazy and I'm not that smart
    At least you're not intoxicated. Now that really kills off the brain cells I hear.

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    The title to this thread for some reason makes me think of Paul Simon..?

    20 ways to leave a liberal....20 ways to leave a liberal..

    You just slip out the back, Jack
    Make a new plan, Stan
    You don’t need to be coy, Roy
    Just get yourself free
    Hop on the bus, Gus
    You don’t need to discuss much
    Just drop off the key, Lee
    And get yourself free JM


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    The title to this thread for some reason makes me think of Paul Simon..?

    20 ways to leave a liberal....20 ways to leave a liberal..

    You just slip out the back, Jack
    Make a new plan, Stan
    You don’t need to be coy, Roy
    Just get yourself free
    Hop on the bus, Gus
    You don’t need to discuss much
    Just drop off the key, Lee
    And get yourself free JM

    I was thinking the same thing! LOL... or a kinky version "50 Ways To Love Your Lever"

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    I couldn't get past the extreme idiocy of number 1. How stupid the person is that compiled this list!!!

    And now, back to the list...

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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator View Post
    I was thinking the same thing! LOL... or a kinky version "50 Ways To Love Your Lever"
    Wasn't Lever the name of a bar of soap? Lever 2000 or something? Love your lovely lever with LEVER or leave your lovely lever! *head spins*

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    throw in some livers in there and make your head spin god speed!

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    God I thought this was going to turn into another flame war. Thanks for being mature and funny at the same time guys. *thumbs up*

    To however said that liberal is a bad word, the conservatives in the media have disotred the meaning of it. Their definition of liberal is a sterotype among conservatives, ie "tax hikers and Chirstian-haters". Really being liberal is to be open to change, freedom, peace and allow equality for everyone. What's bad about that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaintTheTownRed View Post
    Ok I was bored , 20 ways to figure out if you are a kooky conservative.....

    1.You pick and choose parts of the Bible that fits your agenda and believe there are only two types of Americans, Cons and Libs.
    2. You're Pro-Fetus . However, once the kid is born, screw it, it's on it's own. Being a newborn is no excuse-get a job.
    3. 2nd amend. gives you the right to own machine guns, grenades and bombs without restrictions and without background checks.
    4. The US can force the world to do what we want, because we have bigger bombs and God's on our side.
    5. You believe we are fighting the terrorists in Iraq so we don't fight them here in our streets.
    6. You are boycotting French products and believe it's been devasting to France's economy.
    7. You believe that the AIDS is God's punishment for an immoral lifestyle.
    8. You have plastic and duct tape on your windows.
    9. You're convinced that a muslim is trying to cut your head off.
    10. You believe there is a liberal conspiracy in the media, hollywood and in the universities.
    11. You believe George Bush will be remembered as one of the greatest Presidents in history and Clinton, the worse.
    12. Because of "Path to 9/11" the truth is finally out, Clinton was responsibile for 9/11.
    13. You use a copy of the Constitution as toilet paper.
    14.You believe you are wealthy and the "libs" want your money but statistically you are poor.
    15. The Dems are the REAL racist and black people are too stupid to realize it.
    16. Ann Coultier, Hannity,Rush, Ingrams,O'Reilly, etc. are informative journalists.
    17. Having a cheap sticker made in China stuck on your car makes you more more patriotic than those who do not.
    18. You complain about social programs but not corporate welfare.
    19. All city people are elitist and live in ghettos.
    20. George Bush has made us more respected in the world and has been effective with the "War on Terror".


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    I gotta admit, I laughed out loud at #2.

    Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Authority View Post
    To however said that liberal is a bad word, the conservatives in the media have disotred the meaning of it. Their definition of liberal is a sterotype among conservatives, ie "tax hikers and Chirstian-haters". Really being liberal is to be open to change, freedom, peace and allow equality for everyone. What's bad about that?
    What's bad about that? Not a damn thing, my friend. Not a damn thing...

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    What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

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