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    Question Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    Kinda funny how they simply vanished after the 2004 election.. Every time Kerry had a speech, right after BOOM.. the US would be at DefCon Purple and people would be shaking in their boots.

    Now?

    Nothing. Zip. Zero. Not even a little peep.

    Amazing, no?
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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    Ironically, FOX News always has the 'color of the day' noted on their ticker that constantly flows under the shitty programs they are showing....

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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    The color of the day is always yellow, elevated isnt it.
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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    ^^Yea, pretty much. The 4 times I have actually accidentally watched FOX News over the past year, it was always yellow/elevated.

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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    It's such a stupid system, the ONLY thing it does is instill fear in Americans. Green means attack?

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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    ^^ well that's the POINT
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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    defcon purple. harrrr!

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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    In state and federal office buildings, the terror alert is noted.

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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    Yes, but you'll note that the populace isn't being informed anymore.. and didn't it seem convenient that anytime a Democratic event took place, all of a suddent it was raised to red and warning went out everywhere?
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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    This lame colour coded warning system is pathetic! The Australian Govt came up with a much better idea. The Govt spent millions of dollars sending every Aussie household an Anti-Terrorist Pack which consisted of a letter from our PM reassuring us that the Govt was taking every possible precaution against possible terrorist attacks and also a very useful 'fridge magnet' (actually a piece of cardboard with a small magnet stuck on the back) with the phone number of our Terrorist Hotline which we can call any time day or night to report any suspicious terrorists we might see roaming the streets. The magnet also has a space where you can write your Doctor, Dentist (always handy if you lose the odd tooth in a bombing) etc phone numbers and also the emergency services number (which is 000 here) just in case you forget it. It's very useful.

    To reassure us further, one of our most popular and trusted TV news frontmen appeared in TV ads strolling through a park urging us to be "Alert, Not Alarmed". The terrorists have obviously been thrown into total disarray by this hard-hitting campaign because so far we have had no chemical weapons attack. Phew!
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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    The color coded system always sucked ass, just like Bush telling everyone to get plastic and duct tape to seal off your home in case of chemical attack. Didn't even dawn on the dumbass that to seal off your home like that would mean you were unable to get additional oxygen and would eventually suffocate. You're better off ignoring most of this garbage and practicing yoga so that if something happened you can stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    You're better off ignoring most of this garbage and practicing yoga so that if something happened you can stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    You can view the stupid piece of shit realtime here http://www.terror-alert.com/

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    Default Re: Whatever happened to the color-coded Terror Alerts?

    It's never left Yellow. So all this time there's been significant probability of terrorist attacks?

    Bullcrap
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