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    Default Stephen King: Tax Me, for F**k’s Sake!

    The iconic writer scolds the superrich (including himself—and Mitt Romney) for not giving back, and warns of a Kingsian apocalyptic scenario if inequality is not addressed in America.



    Chris Christie may be fat, but he ain’t Santa Claus. In fact, he seems unable to decide if he is New Jersey’s governor or its caporegime, and it may be a comment on the coarsening of American discourse that his brash rudeness is often taken for charm. In February, while discussing New Jersey’s newly amended income-tax law, which allows the rich to pay less (proportionally) than the middle class, Christie was asked about Warren Buffett’s observation that he paid less federal income taxes than his personal secretary, and that wasn’t fair. “He should just write a check and shut up,” Christie responded, with his typical verve. “I’m tired of hearing about it. If he wants to give the government more money, he’s got the ability to write a check—go ahead and write it.”

    Heard it all before. At a rally in Florida (to support collective bargaining and to express the socialist view that firing teachers with experience was sort of a bad idea), I pointed out that I was paying taxes of roughly 28 percent on my income. My question was, “How come I’m not paying 50?” The governor of New Jersey did not respond to this radical idea, possibly being too busy at the all-you-can-eat cheese buffet at Applebee’s in Jersey City, but plenty of other people of the Christie persuasion did.

    Cut a check and shut up, they said.

    If you want to pay more, pay more, they said.

    Tired of hearing about it, they said.

    Tough shit for you guys, because I’m not tired of talking about it. I’ve known rich people, and why not, since I’m one of them? The majority would rather douse their dicks with lighter fluid, strike a match, and dance around singing “Disco Inferno” than pay one more cent in taxes to Uncle Sugar. It’s true that some rich folks put at least some of their tax savings into charitable contributions. My wife and I give away roughly $4 million a year to libraries, local fire departments that need updated lifesaving equipment (Jaws of Life tools are always a popular request), schools, and a scattering of organizations that underwrite the arts. Warren Buffett does the same; so does Bill Gates; so does Steven Spielberg; so do the Koch brothers; so did the late Steve Jobs. All fine as far as it goes, but it doesn’t go far enough.

    What charitable 1 percenters can’t do is assume responsibility—America’s national responsibilities: the care of its sick and its poor, the education of its young, the repair of its failing infrastructure, the repayment of its staggering war debts. Charity from the rich can’t fix global warming or lower the price of gasoline by one single red penny. That kind of salvation does not come from Mark Zuckerberg or Steve Ballmer saying, “OK, I’ll write a $2 million bonus check to the IRS.” That annoying responsibility stuff comes from three words that are anathema to the Tea Partiers: United American citizenry.

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    And hey, why don’t we get real about this? Most rich folks paying 28 percent taxes do not give out another 28 percent of their income to charity. Most rich folks like to keep their dough. They don’t strip their bank accounts and investment portfolios. They keep them and then pass them on to their children, their children’s children. And what they do give away is—like the monies my wife and I donate—totally at their own discretion. That’s the rich-guy philosophy in a nutshell: don’t tell us how to use our money; we’ll tell you.

    The Koch brothers are right-wing creepazoids, but they’re giving right-wing creepazoids. Here’s an example: 68 million fine American dollars to Deerfield Academy. Which is great for Deerfield Academy. But it won’t do squat for cleaning up the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, where food fish are now showing up with black lesions. It won’t pay for stronger regulations to keep BP (or some other bunch of dipshit oil drillers) from doing it again. It won’t repair the levees surrounding New Orleans. It won’t improve education in Mississippi or Alabama. But what the hell—them li’l crackers ain’t never going to go to Deerfield Academy anyway. Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.

    Here’s another crock of fresh bullshit delivered by the right wing of the Republican Party (which has become, so far as I can see, the only wing of the Republican Party): the richer rich people get, the more jobs they create. Really? I have a total payroll of about 60 people, most of them working for the two radio stations I own in Bangor, Maine. If I hit the movie jackpot—as I have, from time to time—and own a piece of a film that grosses $200 million, what am I going to do with it? Buy another radio station? I don’t think so, since I’m losing my shirt on the ones I own already. But suppose I did, and hired on an additional dozen folks. Good for them. Whoopee-ding for the rest of the economy.

    At the risk of repeating myself, here’s what rich folks do when they get richer: they invest. A lot of those investments are overseas, thanks to the anti-American business policies of the last four administrations. Don’t think so? Check the tag on that T-shirt or gimme cap you’re wearing. If it says MADE IN AMERICA, I’ll … well, I won’t say I’ll eat your shorts, because some of that stuff is made here, but not much of it. And what does get made here doesn’t get made by America’s small cadre of pluted bloatocrats; it’s made, for the most part, in barely-gittin’-by factories in the Deep South, where the only unions people believe in are those solemnized at the altar of the local church (as long as they’re from different sexes, that is).
    The U.S. senators and representatives who refuse even to consider raising taxes on the rich—they squall like scalded babies (usually on Fox News) every time the subject comes up—are not, by and large, superrich themselves, although many are millionaires and all have had the equivalent of Obamacare for years. They simply idolize the rich. Don’t ask me why; I don’t get it either, since most rich people are as boring as old, dead dog shit. The Mitch McConnells and John Boehners and Eric Cantors just can’t seem to help themselves. These guys and their right-wing supporters regard deep pockets like Christy Walton and Sheldon Adelson the way little girls regard Justin Bieber … which is to say, with wide eyes, slack jaws, and the drool of adoration dripping from their chins. I’ve gotten the same reaction myself, even though I’m only “baby rich” compared with some of these guys, who float serenely over the lives of the struggling middle class like blimps made of thousand-dollar bills.

    In America, the rich are hallowed. Even Warren Buffett, who has largely been drummed out of the club for his radical ideas about putting his money where his mouth is when it comes to patriotism, made the front pages when he announced that he had stage-1 prostate cancer. Stage 1, for God’s sake! A hundred clinics can fix him up, and he can put the bill on his American Express black card! But the press made it sound like the pope’s balls had just dropped off and shattered! Because it was cancer? No! Because it was Warren Buffett, he of Berkshire-Hathaway!

    I guess some of this mad right-wing love comes from the idea that in America, anyone can become a Rich Guy if he just works hard and saves his pennies. Mitt Romney has said, in effect, “I’m rich and I don’t apologize for it.” Nobody wants you to, Mitt. What some of us want—those who aren’t blinded by a lot of bullshit persiflage thrown up to mask the idea that rich folks want to keep their damn money—is for you to acknowledge that you couldn’t have made it in America without America. That you were fortunate enough to be born in a country where upward mobility is possible (a subject upon which Barack Obama can speak with the authority of experience), but where the channels making such upward mobility possible are being increasingly clogged. That it’s not fair to ask the middle class to assume a disproportionate amount of the tax burden. Not fair? It’s un-fucking-American is what it is. I don’t want you to apologize for being rich; I want you to acknowledge that in America, we all should have to pay our fair share. That our civics classes never taught us that being American means that—sorry, kiddies—you’re on your own. That those who have received much must be obligated to pay—not to give, not to “cut a check and shut up,” in Governor Christie’s words, but to pay—in the same proportion. That’s called stepping up and not whining about it. That’s called patriotism, a word the Tea Partiers love to throw around as long as it doesn’t cost their beloved rich folks any money.

    This has to happen if America is to remain strong and true to its ideals. It’s a practical necessity and a moral imperative. Last year during the Occupy movement, the conservatives who oppose tax equality saw the first real ripples of discontent. Their response was either Marie Antoinette (“Let them eat cake”) or Ebenezer Scrooge (“Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?”). Short-sighted, gentlemen. Very short-sighted. If this situation isn’t fairly addressed, last year’s protests will just be the beginning. Scrooge changed his tune after the ghosts visited him. Marie Antoinette, on the other hand, lost her head.


    Think about it.

    Stephen King: Tax Me, for F@%&

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    He needs to get over himself. If he wants to pay 50% of his income in taxes, fine. Do it. But don't tell everyone else that they should have to do it too or that they're horrible for not wanting to.
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    *eyeroll*

    The rich pay a ridiculously low amount of taxes... as do corporations. They have no problem spending their money to ensure that remains the case, or even benefits them even more while shoving the burden on the middle class and poor... by buying congress.

    This, of course, is after they claim that said lower taxes for their class will create jobs. It doesn't. It never has. We have decades of evidence to support it. The rich are not job creators, they're wealth SPONGES. The concentration of wealth has accelerated and been concentrated in the top 2% while jobs are shipped overseas, wages fall, prices rise and slave labor increases to grow THEIR profit margins to obscene levels. The rich don't spend their money. They hoard it, and use it to make themselves even more wealthy on the backs of others.

    That, along with ridiculous spending on military misadventures, has resulted in the bankrupting of the state. YOU ARE BANKRUPT. The inequality has become to insane that you're near collapse.
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    @southernbelle Then let the middle class do that too and then let's see how the country runs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    He needs to get over himself. If he wants to pay 50% of his income in taxes, fine. Do it. But don't tell everyone else that they should have to do it too or that they're horrible for not wanting to.
    Huh? It amounts to 4% to lose the Bush tax cuts that are crippling the long term future of this country. Can you tell me when the most prosperous times of the US were? Have any idea what the tax rates were then? And guess what, they still got stupid rich, but everybody else had a fighting chance at the middle class.

    They're not horrible for not wanting to pay higher taxes, but the people who have benefited the most have an obligation, as citizens, to pay their fair share and frankly to pull us out of the mess that was created by the policies that were enacted completely, utterly and solely for their own benefit, no one else. The batshit crazy policy that if we skew everything for the benefit of a very few it will somehow benefit all of us (aka Reaganomics; aka Trickledown Theory) has been tried and proven to be an unmitigated failure...a disastrous failure...country killing failure.

    And now we have a contemporary demonstration in Great Britain of what will happen if we continue to shrink services and government while trying to come out of a recession. Ask our Brit friends how things are looking with their economy right now.

    It is not left wing, it is not radical, it is common sense. And jesus fucking christ, it is FOUR PERCENT.
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    How fucking typical SB.
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    "Get over himself"? Are YOU fucking kidding me? The man is RIGHT! Read this part one more fucking time IF you bothered to read it the first time or rather just skipped over it because it got your little wingnut panties in a bunch:
    I guess some of this mad right-wing love comes from the idea that in America, anyone can become a Rich Guy if he just works hard and saves his pennies. Mitt Romney has said, in effect, “I’m rich and I don’t apologize for it.” Nobody wants you to, Mitt. What some of us want—those who aren’t blinded by a lot of bullshit persiflage thrown up to mask the idea that rich folks want to keep their damn money—is for you to acknowledge that you couldn’t have made it in America without America. That you were fortunate enough to be born in a country where upward mobility is possible (a subject upon which Barack Obama can speak with the authority of experience), but where the channels making such upward mobility possible are being increasingly clogged. That it’s not fair to ask the middle class to assume a disproportionate amount of the tax burden. Not fair? It’s un-fucking-American is what it is. I don’t want you to apologize for being rich; I want you to acknowledge that in America, we all should have to pay our fair share. That our civics classes never taught us that being American means that—sorry, kiddies—you’re on your own. That those who have received much must be obligated to pay—not to give, not to “cut a check and shut up,” in Governor Christie’s words, but to payin the same proportion. That’s called stepping up and not whining about it. That’s called patriotism, a word the Tea Partiers love to throw around as long as it doesn’t cost their beloved rich folks any money.

    As a member of the middle fucking class, I pay a DISPROPORTIONATE larger percentage of my motherfucking income than the greedy fuckers who mostly made their money off the backs of motherfuckers like ME! And you think I'm supposed to feel fucking grateful that I'm not on welfare because I bust my ass? I should be thankful that I have insurance that I pay nearly a thousand fucking dollars a month for? I should kiss some corporate big wig greedy bastards ass to say "thank YOU for fucking me AGAIN this year"? I highly fucking doubt it. God forbid you should find yourself amongst us peons anytime soon. I bet the little River Oaks princess would find herself a new fucking tune.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Huh? It amounts to 4% to lose the Bush tax cuts that are crippling the long term future of this country. Can you tell me when the most prosperous times of the US were? Have any idea what the tax rates were then? And guess what, they still got stupid rich, but everybody else had a fighting chance at the middle class.

    They're not horrible for not wanting to pay higher taxes, but the people who have benefited the most have an obligation, as citizens, to pay their fair share and frankly to pull us out of the mess that was created by the policies that were enacted completely, utterly and solely for their own benefit, no one else. The batshit crazy policy that if we skew everything for the benefit of a very few it will somehow benefit all of us (aka Reaganomics; aka Trickledown Theory) has been tried and proven to be an unmitigated failure...a disastrous failure...country killing failure.

    And now we have a contemporary demonstration in Great Britain of what will happen if we continue to shrink services and government while trying to come out of a recession. Ask our Brit friends how things are looking with their economy right now.

    It is not left wing, it is not radical, it is common sense. And jesus fucking christ, it is FOUR PERCENT.
    Yeah, thanks for mentioning that, since we (along wit a number of other countries in the EU) are having a "double-dip" recession.

    Trickledown does NOT work, the US tried it & turned it down because it wasn't working. Our politcians are too worried about their appearances to do a "turnaround" so we all suffer for it.


    BTW "Most rich folks paying 28 percent taxes" I pay more than 28% tax & I am NOT the super rich. Not be any means.
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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    He needs to get over himself. If he wants to pay 50% of his income in taxes, fine. Do it. But don't tell everyone else that they should have to do it too or that they're horrible for not wanting to.

    Okay I'll say they should have to and they are horrible for not wanting too. The greedy just get more greedy right? Something needs to change. Thanks Uncle Stevie for saying something.
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    The personal insults and swearing are unnecessary. I never treat anyone on this board with disrespect, and I should be able to express an opinion without people swearing at me, ridiculing me, and personally demeaning me.
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    He's absolutely right in everything he says. The crazy thing is that most of these asshat rightwingers claim to be devout Christians, yet they're the most selfish, greedy, anti-social sorry excuses for Christians, let alone human beings, possible.
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    Mel, it's not River Oaks, it's Memorial.

    Look, SB, at times your opinion can seem a bit out of touch and at times offensive because of that. Go ride a Metro bus for a week and get back to us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Mel, it's not River Oaks, it's Memorial.

    Look, SB, at times your opinion can seem a bit out of touch and at times offensive because of that. Go ride a Metro bus for a week and get back to us.
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