Secret Service Colombian Hooker Scandal Now a Hooker-and-Blow Scandal

**witchcurlgirl** · April 18th, 2012, 07:48 PM

The New York posts reports that "Cocaine and several bottles of whiskey apparently fueled" that Secret Service hooker orgy in Colombia, which resulted in 12 agents being relieved of duty. But what isn't fueled by cocaine and bottles of whiskey in Colombia?

Just ask the extremely blase mayor of Cartagena, where the party, which reportedly involved as many as 21 prostitutes, took place in the El Caribe Hotel. He almost seems disappointed in the agents' lack of creativity.

From the AP:

"It doesn't bother people at all," Mayor Campo Elias said Tuesday, echoing many of his constituents. "First, because adults were involved and, second, because here, it's normal."

To find a prostitute, guests at the hotel where the Secret Service agents stayed ahead of President Barack Obama's recent visit need only step out to the beach. There, scrappy men peddle everything from shrimp cocktails to sex workers.

Be right back: Moving to Cartagena.

Secret Service Colombian Hooker Scandal Now a Hooker-and-Blow Scandal

**sputnik** · April 18th, 2012, 07:57 PM

**sluce** · April 18th, 2012, 08:39 PM

This is pissing me off that they are already calling for Congreesional hearings for this. Congress could better spend their time trying to lower gas prices. Maybe we need some congressional hearings to see why Exxon and others are turning record profits while we get gouged.

Is prostitution legal in Columbia? If yes, leave them alone. If they can prove they used Coke it is a different story. Still, handle it internally, follow protocol, and move on!

**witchcurlgirl** · April 18th, 2012, 09:02 PM

They should have pulled a Ted Kennedy and rented a whole bordello. Of course, Teddy was smart enough to actually pay the hookers. Dumb bastards.

**Nevan** · April 18th, 2012, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

They should have pulled a Ted Kennedy and rented a whole bordello. Of course, Teddy was smart enough to actually pay the hookers. Dumb bastards.

I know! That's what is killing me! You hire hookers and then don't pay for them? Dumbasses! I just read on my phone (sorry, on different device now) that the government does NOT believe drugs were involved ... the article was JUST posted too! There's like four government agencies now investigating! The country's falling to shit and all we're worried about is a magnificently slight chance of a security breach BEFOREHAND ... change the plans if you think there was a breach and then fire the fuckers! Oh, also in the article I just read ... of the three that are leaving the SS, one is retiring, one is resigning and one is being fired. The one that is getting fired is SUING!! But all this, of course, is being quoted by some anonymous source. WTF?!?

**sluce** · April 18th, 2012, 09:17 PM

This morning they said the conflict was because 2 men were sharing one hooker. They wanted to split her fee and she demanded they each pay since she serviced both. Did they have a buy one get one free coupon? Maybe a Groupon or Living Social deal?

**Nevan** · April 18th, 2012, 09:37 PM

The article I read (so sorry, still on different device and can't remember which news app it was) said it was one who agreed to pay her $800 beforehand and then tried to give her only $30 when the front desk had called the room because his "guest" hadn't left yet (that also is weird ... what is that, some special concierge service?). Like I said, it was mostly just someone who was quoted anonymously. Obviously, the whole truth hasn't come out yet.

**Brookie** · April 18th, 2012, 11:19 PM

These guys gotta register for PayPal.

**sluce** · April 19th, 2012, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by Nevan

The article I read (so sorry, still on different device and can't remember which news app it was) said it was one who agreed to pay her $800 beforehand and then tried to give her only $30 when the front desk had called the room because his "guest" hadn't left yet (that also is weird ... what is that, some special concierge service?). Like I said, it was mostly just someone who was quoted anonymously. Obviously, the whole truth hasn't come out yet.

The news reports I heard said that each man registered their guest. It seems to be commonplace to register your whore for a few hours or so. I also heard her rate was less than $50 but they only wanted to pay her once.

**Chilly Willy** · April 19th, 2012, 08:35 AM

It's not a proper hooker party if coke isn't involved.

**Mel1973** · April 19th, 2012, 08:53 AM

Especially if you're in Colombia!

**Trixie** · April 19th, 2012, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by sluce

This morning they said the conflict was because 2 men were sharing one hooker. They wanted to split her fee and she demanded they each pay since she serviced both. Did they have a buy one get one free coupon? Maybe a Groupon or Living Social deal?

More like a blow-one-get-one-free deal...

**LynnieD** · April 19th, 2012, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by sluce

This is pissing me off that they are already calling for Congreesional hearings for this. Congress could better spend their time trying to lower gas prices. Maybe we need some congressional hearings to see why Exxon and others are turning record profits while we get gouged.

Is prostitution legal in Columbia? If yes, leave them alone. If they can prove they used Coke it is a different story. Still, handle it internally, follow protocol, and move on!

Yup, gonna get all caught up in bullshit redtape for a year and waste more of our tax money. Just more crap.....that and the GSA bullshit too.

Waste waste waste waste. Name of the game.

**Jexxifer** · April 20th, 2012, 04:53 AM

**Janet296** · May 28th, 2012, 08:12 AM

Federal agents soliciting prostitutes in an area that has legalized it...BAD. Congressman Vitter soliciting prostitutes where it isn't legal...OK. Hmmmm......

ETA- Ok, maybe he is a Senator, but you get my point.