Bristol Palin Memoir to be Released in June?

**WhoAmI** · February 6th, 2011, 10:17 AM

According to the Amazon website, Bristol Palin's memoir will be out in June. 304 pages of teenage lies and drivel:

Amazon.com: Untitled Bristol Palin Memoir (9780062089373): Bristol Palin: Books

Also in June, The Lies of Sarah Palin to be released:

http://www.amazon.com/Lies-Sarah-Pal...7009106&sr=1-1

Wonder if the Bristle book is coming out to take some of the impact away?

**nancydrew** · February 6th, 2011, 10:21 AM

How in the retarded fuck does she warrant having a book of memoirs?

**twitchy2.0** · February 6th, 2011, 10:21 AM

Memoir? She hasn't done anything except breed.

**WhoAmI** · February 6th, 2011, 10:26 AM

"Ind than teh baybee kam out. Mercede saed it wuz uggly, jist lak me, so's I tol her she not see baybbe agin. Or Levi neether cuz he tallked to Ashlee last yeer when we in Remeeedal English last year. (exceep when I at Auntie Heather's to have other babyee)!"

**twitchy2.0** · February 6th, 2011, 10:30 AM

Of course that'll look different after the ghost writer has been over it.

**WhoAmI** · February 6th, 2011, 10:38 AM

"After 20.5 hours of travail, our perfect little Tripp made his way into God's beautiful earth, greeted by his loving, extended family."

**twitchy2.0** · February 6th, 2011, 10:50 AM

You're hired!

**AgentOrange** · February 6th, 2011, 12:29 PM

I hope Bristol's book will be as good as Vanna White's!

**lurkur** · February 6th, 2011, 12:36 PM

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Abstinence?

**Grimmlok** · February 6th, 2011, 02:01 PM

How do 20 something retards who did nothing appreciable put out memoirs.

Those are for the end of your life. That's why the word "memoirs" is MEMORIES. It's a look back through a long full life.

Fuck these idiots.

**Brookie** · February 6th, 2011, 02:26 PM

"How I was the only person to ever get fatter while doing Dancing with the Stars."

**WhoAmI** · February 8th, 2011, 07:16 PM

Bristol Palin, the 20-year-old daughter of the former Alaska governor and current Fox News commentator Sarah Palin is writing a memoir for publication later this year. The younger Palin is best known for her appearances on "Dancing With the Stars" and for having a child at age 18 with on-again, off-again beau Levi Johnston.

Well, she was writing the book -- as of Monday, at least. Entertainment Weekly and the Hollywood Reporter linked to the Amazon.com page for the upcoming book. EW.com writer Keith Staskiewicz added, with no small amount of frustration, "I guess the fact that Bristol Palin is apparently set to write a memoir of her own shouldn’t necessarily make my brain implode in on itself like the house at the end of 'Poltergeist.' "

Since then, Amazon has removed the page from its website. The Associated Press reports that "publicist Seale Ballenger of the Harper imprint William Morrow, the book's presumed publisher, declined to comment Tuesday."

Instead of working on her book, apparently, Bristol Palin was talking to E! News, whom she told she would "probably" run for office someday. CBS News reports that in the interview, scheduled to air in two parts on Tuesday and Thursday, Bristol Palin says, "If I saw something that needed to be changed, then I would step up to the plate and do something about it."

Does she talk about her upcoming book? CBS News reports that she says she will "hopefully" write a book someday. Whether it's Palin herself or her publishers who are doing the hoping is not clear.

Bristol Palin is writing a memoir -- or is she? | Jacket Copy | Los Angeles Times

**Grimmlok** · February 8th, 2011, 07:22 PM

These people are a plague.

**steph_66** · February 9th, 2011, 04:47 PM

Good Lord. Since when does a 20 year old who has only achieved a high school diploma and an out-of-wedlock son with a terrible name have enough to write a book?

Next thing ya know, Tripp will have a memoir.

**cmmdee** · February 9th, 2011, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

How do 20 something retards who did nothing appreciable put out memoirs.

Those are for the end of your life. That's why the word "memoirs" is MEMORIES. It's a look back through a long full life.

Fuck these idiots.