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    Default Dick Cheney has no pulse and must be plugged in at night to recharge

    Posted: Friday, 16 July 2010 12:15PM

    Dick Cheney Without a Pulse, Must Be Plugged In

    NEW YORK (WCBS 880) -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney now has no pulse and needs to be plugged in at night.

    Cheney had a ventricular assist device connected to his heart last week at Inova Fairfax Heart and Vascular Institute in Washington's Northern Virginia suburbs.

    Dr. Allen Stewart, head of aortic surgery at New York Presbyterian Hospital, told MSNBC's Rachel Maddow that Cheney now has no pulse. His heart valves are still closed and the device is now providing a continuous flow of blood.

    Even more fascinating is that the device runs on batteries and Cheney is supposed to carry extras with him, and, at night, it has to be plugged into a power adapter in the wall.

    Cheney is fully conscious and hopes to resume his active lifestyle. He has suffered five heart attacks since age 37.

    Dick Cheney Without A Pulse, Must Be Plugged In - WCBS NEWSRADIO 880
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    holy crap, that looks like plumbing!
    i wonder why he hasn't had a heart transplant.
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    Human hearts are incompatible?
    "But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin

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    He has no pulse because he has no heart. I resent that my tax dollars are going for his healthcare to keep him alive.

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    I don't think I've ever seen a better argument for pulling the plug.
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    well I'm sure he'll manage to get some 20 year olds heart soon.These people always seem to get better care then the rest of us.
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    Christ, why won't he DIE
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    He is the Undead. Bring the wooden stake and mallet and we will be sure he does not rise again....

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    I think he practices virgin sacrifices and feeds on their blood - Only explanation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Human hearts are incompatible?
    Tea baggers want to fight the Man because the Man doesn't look like them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quazar View Post
    He has no pulse because he has no heart.
    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Human hearts are incompatible?


    I always thought he was a zombie!!!
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    Maybe they bring him hearts but he keeps eating them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Human hearts are incompatible?
    Oh twitchy.. I love it!
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Human hearts are incompatible?

    Awesome!

    I usually don't wish harm on others, but since he is the true embodiment of evil, I wish that someone would steal his batteries...and all the batteries within a 100 mile radius of where he is so he's just conk out. I truly despise that man.

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