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    Default California Gov. Candidate Proposes "Pedophile Island"‎



    Enterprising California gubernatorial candidate Douglas Hughes is running for office on a platform of pedophile extradition. His slogan? “Pedophile Removal Stops Child Rape/My Promise To The People Of California.” Under the Hughes Plan, Santa Rosa Island, located just off the coast of Santa Barbara, will be repurposed and rechristened “Pedophile Island.” He bolsters his suggestion with sensible fiscal logic: “The maintenance of Santa Rosa Island is a waste of taxpayer’s mone. Most of the visitors who go there are Park Rangers or environmentalists, [emphasis ours] not the general public. So using it as a pedophile island will not cost the taxpayers any additional money.”
    He continues: “The first of pedophiles to go to the island would be a lead team for ‘their society’ such as police, fire personnel, judges, fish and game agents, forest rangers, ranchers, farmers, building contractors, surveyors, and the like to establish the ‘Island’ community. This lead team will be responsible for creating a master plan for the ‘Island.’” (This is just the plot of Lost, no?)
    Hughes has other ideas about other things too! For example, on his Web site, under the heading “Big Earthquake,” he writes: “Just as Haiti had a large earthquake, we could have an even larger one. The islands that are off our shore were at one time attached to the main land.” Can’t argue with science—except here, under the “Education” subgenre, when he suggests everyone pray for answers about school reform. Anyway, the take-away here is definitely Pedophile Island. If you remember one thing at the voting booth, think Douglas Hughes: Pedophile Island.

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    sorry bub, but to base your entire run for the Gov, on pedophiles wont fly. Although i like the idea.
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    This idea works for me.
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    I should run. My platform will be the Pedophile Gladiator Arena. If a pedophile can live through a match with a network gladiator, he will be allowed to live the rest of his days on Pedophile Island. The other alternative is death by the gladiator. It would be on Pay-Per-View. The state of California would never be in debt again.

    Mine is more cost effective.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    I should run. My platform will be the Pedophile Gladiator Arena. If a pedophile can live through a match with a network gladiator, he will be allowed to live the rest of his days on Pedophile Island. The other alternative is death by the gladiator. It would be on Pay-Per-View. The state of California would never be in debt again.

    Mine is more cost effective.

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    Pedophile Island isn't going to be any more effective at stopping child molestation than Alcatraz was at preventing murder.
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    Could we have it be a reality show as well? More money for California. It could be the new "Fantasy Island". All we need is an out-of-work midget pedophile to host the show.
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    Love it
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    The Russians cut off their balls. Just thought I'd throw that in.
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    Pedophile Island

    Club Med's least popular resort.



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    Why use an island when Neverland ranch is just sitting there.

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    A fitting tribute to MJ's memory. I second the idea!
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    Fabulous! Great idea!
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    I love the choices for Governor. This state sucks ass. Hope to leave soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    The Russians cut off their balls. Just thought I'd throw that in.
    They do? Wow!!! or were you kidding?

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