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Thread: Line forms to the right, ladies: Karl Rove divorced!

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    Default Line forms to the right, ladies: Karl Rove divorced!

    Oh, look, Karl Rove just got divorced. Now he can finally gay marry Jeff Gannon, in Argentina. (Also this means that we totally believe Randy Quaid when he says Rove hit on his wife.)http://gawker.com/5436335/karl-rove-single
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    but.. but the sanctity of marriage!
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    I was just going to say that, after reading this load of bullshit:

    Karl Rove, former senior adviser to President George W. Bush, has been granted a divorce in Texas after 24 years of marriage, family spokeswoman Dana Perino said.

    “Karl Rove and his wife, Darby, were granted a divorce last week," said Perino. "The couple came to the decision mutually and amicably, and they maintain a close relationship and a strong friendship. There will be no further comment, and the family requests that its privacy be respected.”

    The Roves were married in January 1986.

    A family friend told POLITICO: “After 24 years of marriage, many of which were spent under incredible stress and strain during the White House years, the Roves came to a mutual decision that they would end the marriage. They did spend Christmas together with their son, and they plan to spend time together in the future. They maintain a strong friendship, and they both feel that that friendship is a source of comfort and inspiration for their friends and family.”

    Rove’s 608-page memoir, “Courage and Consequence: My Life as a Conservative in the Fight,” is due out from Simon & Schuster’s Threshold Editions on March 9.

    Ed Gillespie, former counselor to President George W. Bush, whose wife Cathy has been friends with the Roves for 20 years, said: “It’s always sad to see a marriage end. These are two very good people, who came to a not-easy decision. But they care a lot about each other, and they love their son. And they’ll work through it.”

    Read more: Karl Rove granted divorce in Texas - - POLITICO.com
    Karl Rove granted divorce in Texas - - POLITICO.com

    Yes, yes, when it's a repug it's such a difficult decision to take to end a marriage but when it's a non-repug they're destroying the sanctity of marriage.
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    I'm shocked anyone could stay married to Turd Blossom for 24 years.

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    Aside from this being Karl Rove, I think it's really depressing to see two people who have been married for 24 years decide that it is over.

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    I figure she has a mental disorder and then when they finally got the meds right she woke up one morning, looked at the pudding boy and went 'what the fuck have I been thinking?', then rang the first divorce lawyer she found in the phone book.
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    Oh please. If Rove isn't gay, then neither is Elton John.
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    I'll get in line alright. With a fucking sledgehammer.
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    ^^All I can think of is "Airplane" when they're all lined up to slap/shoot/beat on that chick w/bats and guns ands shit. I never tire of that movie.
    And does resemble what could be done w/a bunch of GR posters and Karl. So, fitting.

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    Darn, if only I was single.

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    ^^ Haha, Quazar... well if you're ever single again he may just be waiting for you in the wings!

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    I'm shocked anyone could stay married to Turd Blossom for 24 years.
    I'm shocked anyone could marry him for a day!

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    *carefully steps into line on the LEFT*
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    **Hurriedly steps out of any line where the name "Karl Rove" is mentioned**

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    ^^ Good then there's more for me! I may just have to leave my husband for him.



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    Oh lord. Is he going to come out of the closet now?
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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