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    February 14, 2006

    The Austin Star Telegram newspaper is preparing a story implicating alcohol as a contributing factor in Vice President Cheney's accidental shooting of attorney and major contributor, 78 year old Harry Whittington.

    According to sources close to the story, 2 separate food and beverage servers at the Armstrong ranch are willing to testify that they served Vice President Dick Cheney at least three alcoholic beverages in the hour prior to the shooting incident that has placed Harry Whittington back in intensive care.

    Further, the paper indicates that this could explain the reasoning behind the White House delay in reporting the incident, allowing Cheney to eliminate traces of alcohol from his system.

    This is not the first brush the Vice President has had with alcohol abuse and disaster. On two previous occasions, Cheney has been cited for Driving While Intoxicated (DWI), although both incidents were prior to his holding the Vice Presidency.

    He had 3 drinks in one hour plus any medication he's on for his heart could have made the alcohol even stronger. Why did the irresponsible idiot pick up a gun?
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    GO *hic* FUCK YOURSELF!
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    The vultures are circling Dickhead.
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    This shit keeps getting funnier and funnier. Imagine what we DON'T know!!!

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    The Bush-Cheney junta is responsible for more than 100,000 deaths
    in Afghanistan and Iraq since the first stolen election and they're
    causing all this fuss over one Washington lawyer? Sheesh.

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    I don't give a shit which rope they hang him with, as long as he swings.
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    ♫ Cheney's Got A Gun
    Cheney's Got A Gun
    His whole world's come undone
    From looking straight at the sun
    What did old Harry do
    What did he put you through

    ♪♪They say when Cheney was questioned
    They found him underneath a quail
    But man, he had it comin'
    Now that Cheney's Got A Gun
    He ain't never gonna be the same

    Cheney's Got A Gun
    Cheney's Got A Gun
    HIs dog day's just begun
    Now neocons are on the run
    Tell him now it's untrue
    What did old Harry do♪♪
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    ♫ Cheney's Got A Gun
    Cheney's Got A Gun
    His whole world's come undone
    From looking straight at the sun
    What did old Harry do
    What did he put you through

    ♪♪They say when Cheney was questioned
    They found him underneath a quail
    But man, he had it comin'
    Now that Cheney's Got A Gun
    He ain't never gonna be the same

    Cheney's Got A Gun
    Cheney's Got A Gun
    HIs dog day's just begun
    Now neocons are on the run
    Tell him now it's untrue
    What did old Harry do♪♪

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    Alcohol and firearms are always a winning combination.
    Keep passing the open windows.

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    Well this explains alot...I haven't heard a whisper about alcohol involvment in the mainstream press though--you's think they's be all over this angle!

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    Probably scared they'll end up one of the 325,000 on the terrorist list.
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    ^yup, you're right about that
    is is interesting: http://www.infowars.com/articles/us/...ballistics.htm

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    The mainstream media are generally in Bush's pocket. They're run by conglomerates and owned by neocons (thanks to Bush inspired deregulation), and Bush gives them INSANE tax breaks as well, so of course they don't want him to sink.

    Why do you think they've been so fucking quiet for the last 5 years despite everything Bush has done?
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    At least Dick didn't gut the guy and tie him to the hood of his car. Now that would have added even more humor to this situation. Wonder how he's going to spin his way out of this one.

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